mad magazine cover spoof on caves of qud. "caves of crud!" heavily labored visual gags. alfred e neuman w/six arms and a knollworm beak helmet. actually i think cracked is the one that had the super busy covers that were like an onion kelly comic with 10 diff things happening. bored of this post bye

imo there’s nothing Pragmata about not putting some shoes on that baby’s feet

this was only the second of three phone calls made to tom, the ceo of burger king, on this week's episode of the show

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E @BillSimmons: "I can't believe (Cooper) Flagg is favored vs Kon (Knueppel), who's the second-best guy on a playoff team that's gonna win 46-47 games. He's gonna lead the league in threes. He's the key to that team in a lot of ways because he's the only one that really moves. The gravity that he brings when he moves around and how defenses react to him, you have to have it for how they play. And if you don't, it's just a bunch of guys standing around watching LaMelo dribble." "I love Flagg. He's fantastic, but he's doing this on a tanking lottery team that's gonna win 25 games, and now is trying to build their team around him trying to win the award. And it's like, 'If you want to vote for that, fine,' but you have this situation of a rookie having a historic season who's really important to a team that's been one of the best teams in the league for 45 games now. I don't understand how that's not Rookie of the Year, because Flagg scores two more points a game? It's just bizarre. For me, it's a no-brainer. I would take Kon." 100

it means a great deal to me personally that kon knueppel has been the worst player in NBA history since bill simmons said this

Tanguy Destable, THE Ohio State University

I think part of the reason the Pope thing is hitting so much is that modern life is so devoid of *any* morality, any system of right and wrong that is not completely hollow and fraudulent, which hits as halfway sensible and opposed to Trump and those like him, feels absolutely revolutionary

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Many such cases!

brother you and me both

this is my business lunch power move

Probably should formally announce that I'll be in Los Angeles representing @vgbees.com for Summer Game Fest and we will coordinate a mixer in which I will be physically in attendance instead of being norco'd up in my home office with a broken leg.

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I vibe write my posts!

journy!

Hey guys! I've decided to vibe code my own social media platform! I've been so busy today I haven't had a chance to log in here but it seems to have gone well for Bluesky, so I'm taking a crack at my own!

Come with me on this journy!

Reptar Houseboat Babies YouTube video by Songworld00

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Zoe Osama - Underrated (Official Music Video) YouTube video by No Jumper

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“It’s a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what they’re not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,” Wyle says. “You take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where you’re now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who aren’t accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.

“Second point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eye—and only shooting from the point of view of a human being that’s present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. There’s no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you can’t leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as we’re on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you don’t get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, it’s going to pop.”

Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. “Fourth point: The election went the other way,” he says with a shrug. “We could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth point—this is essentially competence porn. You’re watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you don’t know how to do it, and you’re so fucking glad that they’re there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. You’re so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.”

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

He would've hated the color.

Diesel - Tip Of My Tongue (Audio) YouTube video by DieselVEVO

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J. Cole - The Villest (Official Audio) YouTube video by J. Cole

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Close shot of John with sunglasses on. His nose/cheek folds are deeper than the Mariana Trench.

The face of a man who just got a $3500 medical bill because Cigna paid it and then decided I had second insurance (I didn’t) and clawed it back and now straight up lied to my face about it when I called them.

I haven’t personally noticed the cow shit but I’m probably nose blind lmao

I live in Dallas (it doesn’t suck but anyone not from here is a visitor and terrible judge because it’s the worst visitor city in America) and was born in Amarillo. Houston is great. Best food in the state. I’m giving San Antonio a second chance. Austin stinks out loud but I’m still visiting.

Progress:

- dressing like shit but I did just buy a few shirts I like
- 5/12 tattoos
- outline.....oof need to get moving here
- uhhhhhhhh need to get moving big time here
- 31/100+ podcasts
- LA travel booked for June, TX travel tentatively planned for September, NYC tentative for November

Next up: Durandis 🧡🤘

Hey this rules