You seriously have to be fucking kidding me here

Sometimes chronic anxiety and cPTSD looks like doing drunken vocal exercises while walking down the road to a karaoke bar cause you're afraid of choking and not hitting notes.

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Which is to say, hilarious; sometimes it looks hilarious. Objectively hilarious

No no wait think about it, you get the big yoplait pack at the Costco with the pepperoni, mozzarella, and marinara flavored yogurts, then you make yourself a nice pizza smootie every morning to drink on the way to work

We have reached the point where the dog is demanding and refusing to eat anything but freshly poached chicken breast. How did we get here

Rest in peace, king 🤘🖤🦇

Panic! At The Grocery Store

So in the last 24, Putin has snubbed Trump, and Iran has threatened to snuff him? What's next, Kim Jong Un calling to make fun of his hair? Can't believe people thought THIS was the guy that was gonna bring the world's bad actors in line

"Good morning human. I have pooped in my crate again, and I am sorry for that. Please give me food"

Just so you know, if you see me with a black eye, IT WAS AN *ACCIDENT*

Someone on reddit wrote "Luke thought it was a stupid idea but they did it anyway" sums up like 2/3 of the New Republic in the old EU, and man is that so goddamn true it hurts

I feel like the people screaming "TERF is a slur!" are SO close to acknowledging that being a TERF is a bad thing.

What if, and hear me out cause I know this is crazy, what if we DIDN'T put people in an offshore concentration camp at the site of one of our more recent national shames. Just skip right to the "being ashamed of ourselves" part. That's what I'd call "government efficiency"

America has a really unfortunate tendency to put people in camps, then realize that oh wait thats an atrocity and reorganize it as a "national shame".

Hand painting is fine, its all ive ever done

Plastic crack or actual crack.....what a decision

Jk you should definitely get into painting 40k minis

Im well aware im a few years late with this take, but did Bad Batch really need to give us the origin story of the Rancor from Jabba's Palace?

Yesterday I got to celebrate my big sister getting married! Congratulations Shannon and James!

Oh hell yeah

*siiiiiiigh*
Oh mom............🤦‍♂️

Cupcakes are surprisingly expensive yall

What the FUCK is choc/chip cheese and how is it a cupcake flavor

This is like 80% my biggest thing I want when Im sick, and the thing I most feel bad asking for

Why do the people I work with/for keep acting surprised that I frequently dont get to take a break and eat until the end of the day? Im the only tech here supporting a couple hundred users, when ELSE am I gonna get to stop for a solid hour if not after everyone goes home?

Man, if you feel like being *really* sad, I cant recommend "Exposed:The Ghost Train Fire" on Netflix highly enough

Its always a nice feeling when you get notifications of a stock dropping in value and can go "haHA! Sold that one yesterday"

Watching Rally Racing is fun, cause in the back of my head im always thinking "man those spectators are damn near ON the track, they've got a lot of faith in those drivers"

Where is this?

The sleep deprived IT guy is a tired stereotype but hey, if the bootdrive fits....

Happy New Year from NYFB!