insane clown posse looking rough these days

me writing this post, scheduling the tweet, tagging myself

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Reminder that the moon that orbits the Earth has a name in English and that name is the Moon. There are lots of nicknames and names in other languages (Luna, for instance) but technically in English it is just the Moon. The concept of a moon is uncapitalized; our moon is the Moon.

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

nnnnooooo!!!

age 26: run a 10k with no training

age 36: walk a moderate amount, sustain a metatarsal stress fracture

oh right, should have remembered

hey siri what’s the german word for the feeling you get when you need something at the hardware or grocery store, but then you go there for something else, and forget to get the thing you originally needed

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unreasonably proud of this lil 5-email series to help kickstart your comedy brain!

ok now the simulation is just fucking with us

if i could get him to try the nasal rinse bottle i already bought… but hope perseveres

Palm III pda in its dock with a serial cable connector.

On this Palm Sunday, we commemorate our lord and savior Palm III

i am fascinated and now investigating nasal light therapy for my long-suffering allergy bae

there are a lot of excellent observations about patriarchy and culture in this essay. here’s a particularly pithy and true one that i feel in my bones:

“[M]ost women don't have the privilege of falling into a funk when they're out of work. If they drop the ball, the ball stays dropped.”

i’m so excited toooo!! and also sorta chagrined that i removed the card that said, “what if this time, it IS lupus?”

how often do you have some form of media going? music, podcast, tv?

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saturday brag...urday:

“I gotta say, what John Mayer is to guitars, you are to copy. I do have one follow up question already though. When can I work with you again?"

Cameron Brown, Einstein Moving Co.

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The Punchup Deck Checkout page for The Punchup Deck.

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Your SaaS copy is losing conversions because it has no feelings.

At MicroConf US 2025, @punchlinecopy.com broke down 6 emotions to inject into your copy and explained where in the funnel each one belongs.

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devotional statue of Mary Magdalen in a cubicle completely covered in monitors, keyboards, circuit boards, cables and assorted other computer paraphernalia

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

i am convinced the heathrow airport is a circle of hell. dante just hadn’t had a layover there yet

it's saturday so here is something nice someone said about me!

“It’s obvious Lianna practices her craft a lot and deeply understands what is going to work and what isn’t.”
Mike Taber, Bluetick.io

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a blonde woman is talking to another woman and says why are you so obsessed with me ALT: a blonde woman is talking to another woman and says why are you so obsessed with me

jk ilu

imagining the meeting where someone was like goal number one is to find a trendier, more whimsical term for attempted murder

tired: copywriting swipe files.
wired: the only comedy copywriting swipe file.

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“I often hesitate to buy courses because I don’t always learn something new. This was a whole different experience and I learned a lot.”
— 2022 Conversion Comedy® Student

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a pile of beautiful sample newspapers and mini zines

recently discovered newspaper club dot com and, as happens to me with all bright and colorful things, am dying to make a physical punchline zine. except i cannot even commit to emailing my list once a year