I'm being silenced!

Thank you, I was going to cite this exact thing.

I see Danny Ocean and ten other guys having fun together and I want this.

I wonder about the extent to which this is also down to how much the generative bullshit has polluted the umbrella term that has normal useful machine learning stuff under it as well.

Amen. I thought Miles was, like, an ideal length for one of these.

I think I will hit credits on this and still like it a lot, and am looking forward to playing Yotei sometime soon, but here, and in God of War, and in Spider-Man 2, I've hit a point around 2/3 through the game where I begin regarding completing it as a chore.

Nearing the end of Ghost of Tsushima, and I'm starting to develop a theory that all of these big, cinematic Sony exclusives should be at least 10 hours shorter.

Ben Folds? From the supergroup The Bens?

Abbott and Costello Meet Lee Cronin's The Mummy

hbd friend <3

Believe women, Coop. smdh

This is also yet another example of why charity doesn’t replace taxing the hell out of them.

“Cleaning up the risk pool” means letting sick people and old people and disabled people die. End of. There is no other meaning here.

Actor Jim Downey, on Conan O’Brien’s podcast

Terry Gannon? The figure skating commentator?

These are all Taylor Swift quotes.

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Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

a man in a white cape is walking through a crowd of people ALT: a man in a white cape is walking through a crowd of people

Tyrese Maxey leaving the Garden tonight:

May I suggest some halftime reading on the Maxey-Edgecombe backcourt? 😀

(this is a joke; fire his ass tbh)

I think Mike Vrabel should face the same consequences as any other coach in his position: he should be made to coach in Houston.

No question: iTunes. Bring back the most functional version of this once GOAT music library app. And a companion, similarly retro bare bones iPod music player device as well. I have no scientific evidence for this, I just believe more people want to decouple music from their phones than we think.

Good™ Apple Watch: shows you the time and date and curated notifications from your phone. Has a stopwatch. And that's it.

iPods are back, bitches
Go back to an "it just works philosophy"
Stop doing AI bullshit that still doesn't work

I see two schools of thought among Dems.

1. We need a new deal. Make things fair. Everyone prospers.
2. Put them motherfuckers against the wall.

I think they are compatible.

This is so monumentally fucked up on every level I feel sick to my stomach.

Nightmare blunt rotation

JAVADI: He's crashing, we need to open him up! Where's an attending?!
COMATOSE DRIFTER WHO HAS BEEN LOGAN THE WHOLE TIME: Who needs cuttin', little girl? The doctor is IN.

Okay, but I think The Pitt *could* do a lot with Wolverine.