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The XCOM Commander told me ADVENT keeps killing his soldiers so I asked how many soldiers he has and he said he just goes to the resistance and gets a new soldier afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding soldiers to ADVENT and then Bradford started crying.

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This thing looks like it would be right at home in a main street of a not-as-poor district of Disco Elysium.

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MGS was made at the perfect time to confuse the shit out of a bunch of people and Gundam Laser Shooting Over Head Meme the majority of it's audience re: It's political commentaries due to just how *strange* it is.

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To add to these things:

Raiden jumping around ass out, Kojima insisted on this apparently.
Temu Raiden in MGS3 being recognizable by dick-heft by their superior officer, apparently.
Just *all* of Strangelove being an autistic tech lesbian.
Vamp is Vamp because they're a bisexual slut, apparently.

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I mean, some birds do have tooth-like objects in their mouth. Like geese.

But also, despite the bird head, that guy *is* a human. What if they have a Humanoid skull in there that's just stretched out at the front.

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A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

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"Hey man it really sucks that Tzeentch tricked your gene-sire and you into killing all those dudes, through the Death-Magic of Ynnead I can just like, reverse that, lmao, get bent nerd."

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I LOVE the Eldar, they're so interesting. Yet, as a precursor and cautionary tale that Humanity both did not know about and then actively chose to not listen to once they did, there is some insane moments of "but why?" Like how Yvraine shows Ahriman they can fix the Rubric, then Warps that guy dead.

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CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE

I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes
It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too
If only I knew how good your portfolio is
Your Obama impression is so spot on!
Your reddit account name really would make a great band name!
I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted
I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

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Katula Flow.

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Oliver Platt is one of those guys you don't realize is just everywhere until you rewatch it. Like, what do you mean that guy was in The Three Muskateers? Lake Placid? Dr. Doolittle? X-MEN FIRST CLASS? Doesn't even get a name in that one!

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

Make clips*, but also I think what seriously means is broad and varied to each creator.

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I do make ups and shorts and post to YouTube dedicatedly but I wouldn't say I take streaming seriously. I don't have a consistent schedule or etc. Just a rough time. I don't do any special bits or have any really dedicated emotes besides a few. Don't push for subs, or bits or etc.

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This is always really funny to me because I remember when DAII came out everyone hated Fenris because they thought they were too anime edgelord and apparently they were correct lol.

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Honestly while I might not like how Bleach went, and don't always agree with and will make fun of Kubo, I think it's cool they didn't just go "just learn to draw/write" but said talented editors are a boon to the industry too. Sometimes editors can suck but some are good as gold.

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Though let's be honest people in the year 10BCE would think we are freaks so by 42000 yeah that shit is gonna be a mess.

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The Votann are shockingly normal besides the Norse Clone Dwarf rules by AI bit.

They just wanna do space capitalism.

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British science fiction author Ian Watson (1943-2026).

British science fiction author Ian Watson (1943-2026).

Jaq Draco, secret inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus and protagonist of the Inquisitor War Trilogy by Ian Watson.

Jaq Draco, secret inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus and protagonist of the Inquisitor War Trilogy by Ian Watson.

Rest in peace, Ian Watson.

For better or for worse, Jaq Draco will always be a legend in the grim dark future of Warhammer 40,000.

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You have a 3DS, you walk down the street of your local College/University town. You open your handheld console. Fifteen new notifications. Lonk. Lank. Janet. Then sudden, the most horrendous, fucked up looking thing named "Quintby" shows up and you gotta wonder for the rest of your life who made it.

1 week ago 21 3 0 0

Depends on if you get the autoblow attachment.

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As little as possible but enough to not make it obvious, and to maintain sanity.

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northernlion when there is a backseater during costcodle

2 weeks ago 1540 597 4 1

That's kinda incredible honestly.

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Like, not all fantasy races need to adhere to Human standards and practices. A fictional species could totally operate on a drone-like mentality akin to insect hives, where they just want to work and follow orders, not having them be sniveling pathetic weirdos kept in rags yearning for freedom.

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

The craziest part of this, as a non-HP fan, but guy who likes general mythology/folklore: There's SO MANY, LITERALLY INFINITE WAYS to do house spirits better. Brownies for instance, DO love just working. They LOVE doing chores, and just want food in exchange, but can go full nightmare if offended.

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a tylphen Dishonored 2 stream thumbnail featuring art from CecisArtCorner

a tylphen Dishonored 2 stream thumbnail featuring art from CecisArtCorner

on the hunt for rich people to brutally murder because that's the correct thing to do
#live now on twitch.tv/tylphen with more dishonored 2!

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 0

Crazy this was already 5 years ago.

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Hoppy Easter everybody!

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