May or may not be on holiday.

It fastens under my bottom 👀

I wish I’d have bought the vest from Asda and you had no idea 😂😂😂

I could see it in your eyes. Venom.

I got a better “Oh Daddy!!!” When we walked in, the tables were turned 😂😂😂

Words hurt Brett, he has a loose tongue.

😂😂😂😂😂 first time I’ve EVER been accused of not being butch enough. “Take that ridiculous shirt off if you want to look like my boyfriend to get in without ID.

Put a deposit down.

You’re setting the bar high 😂

It is now!

I’m an architect now. From Copenhagen.

Lovely day today, a balmy 12 degrees in Wakefield. Nice to be back Lifeguarding.

❤️ Paris.

Christmas present from me to me.

Phwooaar

This has made my Christmas

Some early morning golf coldness 😩

👀

A good time to stick your hooter through my letterbox 🤤

I’ve got 54 tshirts. Is this normal?

Tweeze your nasal hair lads, they preoccupy me when we talk.

Come out at night.

Not even 😂

If you cook your baked beans longer than you think they taste better than you think. Well, think they were going to. Or thought. Whatever.

Excited to go to the car and eat one of my stashed old people voice tablets. How did life come to this.

True story.

😂😂😂😂

Slept like a baby!

Sub optimal weather for a lad with a big forehead and a gelled down fringe.

Off to buy a hairnet.