Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

first step of doing your makeup is smoking a bowl

"you look like a Dark Souls boss that went to therapy"

Flame Princess sitting on her bed, happily snacking on some chemical that's turning the tips of her fiery hair blue.

#AdventureTime #FlamePrincess

the moon? yeah she’s a lesbian.

sorry i didn't kiss you, but it's obvious i wanted to.

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

i'm not saying you SHOULD burn down data centers but i am saying i could never be mad at someone for doing it

I liked things better when we didn't know what the president was doing every 20 minutes.

genital preference is a skill issue

It's spreading! ✍️
#doodle #sketchbook #adventuretime #pen

they should create a type of government that benefits citizens

Screencap from ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES

I was kind of hoping this was going to happen

he got biness

Fuck This Shit Friday

Lmao

Magic: the Gathering card Noxious Newt from Secrets of Strixhaven

LOOK AT THIS LIL' GUY

Lamenting not being born female and missing out on being a scene girl during its heyday

preach!

“You’re alienating half of your audience by being political”

Motherfucker, my “audience” is people who aren’t pieces of shit, who care about others. That’s who I make stuff for.

There is no “other half”.

Charming

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

The Ms. Pac-Man / Galaga "Class of 1981" arcade cabinet secretly contains the original Pac-Man as a third game you can play on it.

To access Pac-Man, press Up, Up, Up, Down, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left on the joystick. The onscreen Blinky will change into Pinky to confirm the input.

The President of the United States is posting threats to do genocide and we’re ‘supposed’ to “just go about our day?” I cannot.

I really miss 24 hour supermarkets, nothing beat grocery shopping between 5 and 6 am

could my brain please be normal about attraction

feels like you're almost describing some spirit you're communing with

I'm so worried. What if the president is ok?

'it'll get ruined anyways if no one says anything..'

Ohh spicy, I'm stealing that!