I agree. Like the Rees Mogg of journalists.

Makes the Palace sing...

One was a penalty. One wasn't. It really is rigged. #livtot #cpfc

Such an amazing journey!

Who is gripping who? #cpfc

I just can't see that decision being given at the other end any day of the week.

Id be embarrassed to support Man Utd. Diving. Whining. Sing when you're winning bunch of cheats. #mancry

Well #cpfc were thoroughly poor but the curling completely cheered me up. Well done team GB #curling

Anuses Assemble.

I love them! The other day one of them got so excited he said "I'm going to take my shoes off"

Birmingham City Women - 1 Crystal Palace Women - 3

Crystal Palace Women run out 3-1 winners at 2nd place Birmingham City! We are now 1 point back from automatic promotion to WSL, with 6 games left to play. Let's finish strong and fight for that spot! #cpfc

Feel exactly the same. First thing I thought about when I woke up. Grim.

There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.

Oh God

That’s another one for the ‘Lewis Dunk on his arse when Palace score’ collection… 📂

#CPFC

That's the way we like it

Enjoyed taking my daughter to the game tonight and well deserved win. Shame the over zealous Sheffield United stewards wouldn't let the players come nearer for a photo but nevermind - Up the Palace!

Enjoyed watching it - well deserved win. Nice to watch a palace team win for a change!

I rarely completely hate on a player. But there were times today when I wondered how on earth he's got to the level he's at. He was absolutely atrocious.

“No further cup games means less games and no need to buy”

Thank you! Will try that. Yeah I've never got through either, wondered if it was just a line to nothing (and as much as I love it I can't bear to listen to glad all over anymore!) x

Genuine question, do Crystal Palace actually ever answer their phone for the club shop? Just hearing Glad all over on loop for 35 mins and not sure if they ever bother answering? Anyone know of a better way to speak to them? They've cocked up the order and we live in Sheffield 🤦🏻 #cpfc

This gives a whole new meaning to "couch to 5K!!"
Go Sophie!

Never seen star wars, trainspotting or killing eve.

🚨Breaking News: Nottingham Forest have written a strongly worded letter to UEFA, demanding to be moved back to the Conference League. #CPFC

Id much prefer my dogs to socialise with dogs that do growl - much easier for them and me to read them. Unlike the little silent assassins that are "friendly" and have "never done that before" when they bit my dogs ear!

Absolutely buzzing - the best team won. Up the Palace - boo you VAR!! #crypal

LiVARpool LiVARpool. They don't even try to hide the bias.