future could do lsd but the beatles could never sip on that dirty

i love looking at my own IG profile and being like… yes this guy is so cool and great at photography and very sexy also

i wanna watch
rango

i hate to say it but WC26 might be england’s to lose (and they will lose it)

if i met aaron judge in a normal place like the mall i would probably think, oh what a nice young man with such beautiful, captivating eyes, i sure hope he doesn’t do anything absolutely abhorrent, like skin people alive or play for the new york yankees

scoring with the bases loaded isn’t for everyone

more like Chas Jizzholm Jr am i right red sox nation??

garrett crochet is a baaaaad man.

an acorn just hit me. my chicken little ass.

the pats can’t win a friggin game you think the owner’s son is gonna win an election

no white boy with an acoustic guitar in his college dorm has ever been powerful enough to ruin wonderwall for me. skill issue.

lucky there’s a family guy

you may say i’m fyne shyt. but i’m not the only one.

justin bieber working with dijon and mk.gee wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card. nothing was on my 2025 bingo card. i don’t play bingo. i don’t like games of chance. i prefer to take matters jnto my own hands.

i would follow pusha t into battle

lots of people travel to italy but i do it in a way that is cooler and more interesting

she followed me to italy with her fiancé who — many friends have said — kinda looks like me. kind of desperate! like damn girl i moved on, you should too

milan is awesome if you’re cool and hot like me

many people told me milan is overrated… completely tasteless, unstylish, unfabulous people

i got calves like a dad of 3

it’s soooo funny to see a priest taking a selfie

Sly Stone Dead At 82 Sly Stone, the brilliant and troubled visionary behind the wildly influential, boundary-smashing ’60s and ’70s greats Sly And The Family Stone, has passed away. In a public statement, Stone’s family s...

Sly Stone has passed away at age 82

dua lipa is in italy too, i can’t shake this woman

aperol spritz is cool but hugo spritz is my drink of the summer 2025

forgot to cut the stems off the basil but mamma mia that this was good. cacio e pepe with a hint of limone

how can i be homophobic? my bitch is gay #happypride

yall mind if i go to the park and have a cig with a glass of wine? they call it “vino” here

how smoking a cigarette feels in the US v. in Italy

Another Storm, by Lee Krasner, 1963, 📸 by Adam Davy

face for algo is so stupid. the content is so bad.