Weird that a company that probably pays no taxes is that concerned about yours.

Too close to change that call but stranger things have happened

Oh ffs

Hoffman is hoffmaning

Habs have the refs on the payroll.

They cannot

a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the word maybe below him Alt: Jim Carrey saying “maybe” and making a face.

Buffalo is alive. Can they win?

whoever coined this should be given a ticker tape parade

Aircraft carriers full of puking sailors will be fun.

Canada has decided the first invasion point will be Wrigley.

Cry more Tocchet. Jesus.

trump definitely calls it ice hockey

I don’t think I could care any less about nhl playoffs this year. Just not interested at all.

Probably safe to bring Hoffman in now.

This technology will really help future terminators catch us flesh bags during the wars. Great work!

Lol perdomo you greedy bastard.

Also, DNR if it comes to that

Maybe a marathon lightning strike…

Leave it to the Jays to put the stupid Brewers on a damn winning streak.

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true .
You'll see it's all a show,
keep 'em laughin' as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

His sentence was extended for poor performance

Is he a zombie?

He was on that polar bear show a few times. Cordoning off the streets so the polar bears didn’t eat the kids on Halloween.

My cousin was the polar bear wrangler in Churchill for years. You are right to be scared of them.

Not everyone in the world is in the same time zone as trump

So much for the Canucks playing spoilers. What a dumpster fire.

He should be given cyanide.

The Jays are Jaysing.

They can’t even come up with an original name for it.

Cmon guys. Beat those filthy brewers