Fuck...FUCK!

Seaquest RSV

I asked my 13 year old son what hogwarts house he would be in and he slid his hand up his ass crack and slapped me in the face with it

You guys call leftists purity testers and all this other shit. You call us pinkos and denigrate us and extremists and all this.

We want your fucking kids to go to school and eat healthy meals and grow up and be safe and have jobs and not be institutionally murdered by the state.

Humble yourselves.

I really need to sit down with Linux From Scratch one day

Incredible.

I would like to know more

Going on Shark Tank to pitch the concept of mimes

Confirmed

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences. By Sarah Fitzpatrick

I like how this headline makes it look like the Atlantic is getting its Indian celebrities confused

Blink sucks

Fellas, if she tries to tell you that another 2 inches doesn’t matter, just remember: July 13, 2024 Butler, Pennsylvania

It is truly remarkably perfect that the company names itself after a powerful magical seeing device that both addicts and perverts those who use it, giving them false and dangerous understandings of the world

And then the company itself goes out to prove the myth correct

A few years back the guy who ran The Ordinary, an up til that point beloved skincare company, posted a sephiroth company manifesto and like a month later he fell off a balcony and died. So there's always hope I guess

I built a

You know what nevermind

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What

Canonically consistent!

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yeah man I think we might need to discipline the rental market in a way that supply alone cannot solve. it's crazy talk, I know.

It's a bad year for retail

They got your ass

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

If the entire goal of this is to keep the little electronics/repair shops the size of closets open, it’s worth it. They’ve saved me from fuckery more times than I like to admit.

a thing that i learned after living in portland for a few years was that the line between left and libertarian is frequently a lot blurrier than people on either side of it think it is

Short answer yes its possible

Note: yes i watch his videos. Yes i love them

That's no ordinary man. That's Cody Reeder, who has spent the last decade-plus executing a series of terrible, incredibly dangerous ideas and managed to avoid horrific death each time.