bruh spread it on toast, you animal

AUUaghHGughhguhgh that's the sound of me trying to open a jar of jam

THANK YOU AGAIN, SURB I'M FIZZING IN THE MOUTH AT WORK

tyrant sketchpage comm for nana! tysm 💕

[ #vgen #sketch #ffxivart ]

toot

dog

gives you some

idk what I ate but that poopie was AWFUL

I wish I can breathe out fire because it's stupid cold and my throat is still sore from puking my guts out yesterday

farts out fire instead

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hungry for eggs

Bow-Tie Pasta, Chicken, Mushrooms, Tomato, Pancetta, Peas and Caramelized Onions in a Roasted Garlic-Parmesan Cream Sauce

ughhhhhh oooooogh

life is so hard why couldn't I be a dog that gets its temperature taken up the butthole

Haurchefant is doing his signature pose while wearing the chicken styled eyeglasses.

he would've loved this year's hatching-tide

just saw two guys crying and begging their pet dog to poop... what if its constipated...

the only similar thing is that we're both dying and coughing out blood

once again the cause of my villain origin ignites my resolve to annihilate

IBS

I be shiddin!!!

A picture of Aymeric in meme format where he is seated on a toilet with a pained expression on his face. IBS I BE SHITTING

:(

oopsie doopsie I yucky poopied

I’m so sick of orientalism in fiction. I’m so sick of the blatantly sexualised and fetishised amalgams of a dozen cultures into one homogenous “exotic” blob. I’m so sick of White people saying I’m “reading too much into it” or “being performative” when it’s MY culture being bastardised.

A plate of unadon, which is rice topper with eel, green onion, sesame seeds, and red ginger.

ooooooo yeeeeeah

아ㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏ 생일 축하드립니다!

not proud of this actually lmfao

pokemon in my ffxiv AP?
#DogBeachAP

dogpose #DogBeachAP

#DogBeachAP doodles

FIRE DOG FIRE DOG FIRE DOG FIRE DOG FIRE DOG FIRE DOG FIRE DOG FIRE DOG FIRE DOG DODOGODOGdogoDOGoGODgooGOdogodg oODOgdo GDOG

a crusty white dog dressed as estinien from ffxiv holding an eye of nidhogg toy

THIS IS NOT YOUR PAW WYRM