My god. Essential, horrifying reporting here.

did some alien race Monstars all these golfers within the last 20 minutes?

the sick thrill I get when a golf announcer says “that was such a HUGE mistake”

did Tommy Fleetwood lose his luggage or are his clothes two sizes too big on purpose

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

I visited in November and let's just say I did not end up applying

Elizabeth Banks

I can’t

ICE agents reveal daily arrest quotas and surveillance app in rare court testimony Under oath, officers said they were told to make eight arrests a day and given special tech to help choose ‘targets’

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

A CLASSIC LIAR LIAR SCENARIO! I love this theory

no!

all respect to Sergio Perez for keeping this beef alive

ICYMI!

open.spotify.com/episode/7aKu...

Minnesota's state hockey tournament time is here which means the state is once again suffering from a peroxide shortage.

First team up is Dodge County

'UNIMAGINABLE CRUELTY': Judge Gary Brown, a Trump appointeee from NY, thrashes DHS' treatment of a man who came to the US at 9 as an abuse/neglect victim, has no criminal record and became a college grad.

"The laws of decency condemn such villainy." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

and by “enjoying” I mean “crying at so hard I get the hiccups”

once again enjoying the best movie of all time: ARRIVAL

no such thing as other people's children

4 Minnesota guys

The Best and Worst of USA Hockey’s Brotherhood, All at Once For just a few hours, Americans were able to enjoy double hockey gold. Then politics came crashing through the men’s locker room door.

Hockey culture is frustrating, maddening and has parts of it that are so just fuckin' beautiful that it makes you want to fix all the bad stuff. Its really interesting seeing that intersect with a lot of new viewers coming from a fandom space. But thank god for this piece:

I TAKE IT AL BACK

They’re not Zambonis if they’re not from Italy, they’re just sparkling ice rink resurfacing machines

unless Quinny scores quick then I take it all back

this being decided by 3-on-3 is a fucking travesty

Two-month-old baby 'choking on his own vomit' while detained in Dilley 'His life is in danger,' U.S. Rep. Joaquin Castro said about newborn Juan Nicolás. The child fell ill after spending almost a month — or half his life — in a San Antonio-area family detention facility...

‘His life is in danger,’ U.S. Rep. Joaquin Castro said about newborn Juan Nicolás. The child fell ill after spending almost a month — or half his life — in a San Antonio-area family detention facility.

They raided the jailed children to steal their letters.

The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.

We're pediatricians. We see how ICE is harming children. | Opinion Liam Ramos is one of more than 1,700 children to have been put in family detention centers since 2025. We call for these centers to close.

A group of pediatricians wrote an op-ed detailing the traumatic, lasting effects kids in detention centers will endure:

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Trump administration formally denies Minnesota investigators access to evidence in Alex Pretti shooting Drew Evans, the superintendent of the Minnesota BCA, said the FBI has formally denied his agency access to evidence and information from the killing of Pretti at the hands of federal officers.

The Trump administration has formally denied Minnesota law enforcement access to information and evidence from the FBI investigation into the shooting death of Alex Pretti by federal agents on Jan. 24 in Minneapolis.

This is just unconscionable man

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...