the Royals are incredible at losing every kind of game

Ben Collins is very good at marketing (derogatory)

there are too many daily games

Dr. Diocletian Blobb

this post brought to you by "guy at the airport French kissing his mom"

Pynchon gets a lot of credit for coming up with extremely good names but he is just as good at coming up with weird guys in one sentence

*visible straining*

the NYT article on Lauren Sanchez Bezos

they're perfectly fine cheap burgers. I don't want a cheap burger.

I simply will not get negatively polarized into defending the Catholic Church

toor dal

it's so edgelordy

it's interesting that "you should only challenge late in the count" is coalescing as a thing because I think early counts have the biggest swings in value

I'm married to an Irish Sicilian and I do not think I will be doing that

is there something different I should call them?

I don't think the majority of people at any time in history have had coherent ideologies

I love my trans spouse. thanks.

Kyle Isbel breakout season incoming? (no)

you know your roster construction could be better when your DH is just whichever catcher isn't starting

I thought they were gonna nontender this guy

I can't do another year of Jonathan India

seward's follicle

Nine, by the Royals in 2018

oh man I remember this game

what's the most pitchers a team has used on opening day

they aren't even good games

wikigacha is unfortunately very good

that's right

bsky.app/profile/case... go royals