Got tied up and edged this evening by @edgelord30.bsky.social 🤭

😘

You offering? 👀😏

Spoke to a private clinic and it is a little bit cheaper than I would’ve thought so I’m torn about what I should do… 😬

Just being rubbed by someone which hasn’t happened in a long time 😂

Just had a massage and honestly I’m feeling a bit feral after it 🥵

Ngl I’m gonna need to get railed soon or I may expire.

After my absolute disaster hookup, propositioning a friend only to be turned down and my fwb constantly being busy atm means I’ve not had any in a while 😭

Happy Good Fat Cock Friday! #fcf

I love bush, you love bush, we all love bush 🌳

Quote with your best bush/happy trail pic 😋

Hi boys 🤭

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I love bush, you love bush, we all love bush 🌳

Quote with your best bush/happy trail pic 😋

Hi boys 🤭

Happy Good Fat Cock Friday! #fcf

Come play?

Gonna start researching private circumcision clinics I think. Bored of waiting to get it sorted, been a problem long enough.

I need to stop drinking alcohol for a bit. I’m making poor choices atm and need to stop until my mental health is better.

Managed to make an absolute dick of myself by being a mess at the weekend and alienated two friends in the process. So I’m feeling really good about myself right now.

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Yesss we will 😈

Best day of the week #fcf

Thanks handsome!! 😘

In other news, I’ve had a letter confirming I’ll be seeing the urologist about my foreskin soon!

Yeah, and I’m glad I did. Kinda still reeling from it. My luck with men recently is absolutely God awful the last couple years.

The paramedics said I did all the right things, but still feel utterly shit about it all.

Can’t catch a break atm 😭

He didn’t have any ID on him. He didn’t regain consciousness in the end so they stretchered him out of my house. Haven’t heard anything since…

I was naked, cock ring on, covered in lube when this was all unfolding. Only had time to grab pj bottoms before the paramedic arrived. It was the most humiliating thing explaining what had happened to the paramedics, didn’t know his name/age/address.

I put him in the recovery position and phoned an ambulance who came so quickly thankfully. Three paramedics attending to him. Turns out he had taken drugs and a Viagra beforehand as a crackpipe and pills fell out of his bag when the paramedics were moving and investigating his stuff.

When I got home after a night out I opened Grindr. I started chatting to someone a few streets over, and agreed to meet up for something quick. He arrived and 10 minutes in he started fitting and became unresponsive.

Had the absolute worst hookup I’ve ever had at the weekend