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😽🥰 #狂聡

2 months ago 141 51 2 0
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boring yellow man standing poses that took me days and days and da
#art #zigzart #oc #ocs #originalcharacter

2 months ago 1166 193 24 0
Black and white illustration on gray tone paper. There's a large creature at the top, a moon in the middle, and the silhouette of a human astronaut at the bottom. There are jagged debris floating everywhere and a burst of motion and light coming from the center, distorting the stars.

Black and white illustration on gray tone paper. There's a large creature at the top, a moon in the middle, and the silhouette of a human astronaut at the bottom. There are jagged debris floating everywhere and a burst of motion and light coming from the center, distorting the stars.

Black and white illustration of a tree with a partially buried corpse at the base.

Black and white illustration of a tree with a partially buried corpse at the base.

Black and white illustration of a decapitated corpse head surrounded by worms.

Black and white illustration of a decapitated corpse head surrounded by worms.

Black and white illustration. A giant swirling vortex spins above a cemetery and there is a mangled corpse stuck on a section of wrought iron fence with arms raised on a tall mound.

Black and white illustration. A giant swirling vortex spins above a cemetery and there is a mangled corpse stuck on a section of wrought iron fence with arms raised on a tall mound.

In addition to my sticker sale I've also got a fresh batch of mini-prints of some of my favorite ink works from over the years. jonathanlamantia.com

2 months ago 62 15 0 0
Dropbox folders:
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Butt pics- 30 pics, $30
Butt plug vids- 4 vids, $25
Cheetah bikini pics- 18 pics, $18
Dildo bj videos- 3 vids, $25
Dildo penetration vids- 2 vids, $15
Feet flexing vid- $6
Fuck machine videos- 2 vids, $25
Halloween 2024 bundle- 20 pics, 1 bj video,
$30
House cleaning vids- 4 vids, $25
Leash and collar vids- 4 vids, $25
Leeloo Cosplay (no nudity) - 22 pics, 1 vid,
$25
Lingerie try-on- 1 vid, $8
Masturbating vids- 3 videos, $20
Nipple clamp pics- 3 pics, $6
Nipple Clamps vid- $8
Nude bedroom photoset- 7 pics, $15
Pillow grinding vid- $10
Plug pics- 8 pics, $25
Spanking video- $10
Tights/pantyhose pics- 9 pics, $18
VDay 2025-26 pics, 3 vids, $25

Dropbox folders: Anal Dildo video- $8 Butt pics- 30 pics, $30 Butt plug vids- 4 vids, $25 Cheetah bikini pics- 18 pics, $18 Dildo bj videos- 3 vids, $25 Dildo penetration vids- 2 vids, $15 Feet flexing vid- $6 Fuck machine videos- 2 vids, $25 Halloween 2024 bundle- 20 pics, 1 bj video, $30 House cleaning vids- 4 vids, $25 Leash and collar vids- 4 vids, $25 Leeloo Cosplay (no nudity) - 22 pics, 1 vid, $25 Lingerie try-on- 1 vid, $8 Masturbating vids- 3 videos, $20 Nipple clamp pics- 3 pics, $6 Nipple Clamps vid- $8 Nude bedroom photoset- 7 pics, $15 Pillow grinding vid- $10 Plug pics- 8 pics, $25 Spanking video- $10 Tights/pantyhose pics- 9 pics, $18 VDay 2025-26 pics, 3 vids, $25

✨ Hi y’all I’ve updated my Dropbox prices! If you haven’t bought from me before, please DM me first ~before~ payment 💕

3 months ago 64 61 2 27
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The Sin

#nanahito

2 months ago 498 92 7 0
The false equivalency of Propaganda to narrative fiction in the “Fiction Affects Reality” debate
The false equivalency of Propaganda to narrative fiction in the “Fiction Affects Reality” debate YouTube video by Citrus Con

If you’re someone who is into fandom, I want to pass along this insightful video that I enjoyed a lot! 🧵

youtu.be/7Ku226MhtwA?...

5 months ago 41 17 1 1
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Billie Eilish Calls on Billionaires to Support People in Need: 'No Hate, But Give Your Money Away' Billie Eilish donates $11.5 million from 'Hit Me Hard and Soft' tour to charity and calls on billionaires to support people in need during hard times.

I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD

Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"

She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.

5 months ago 4287 1483 37 83
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A handful of Paisy sketches from earlier this year (some are kinda rough and messy still though.)

I wanted to draw 🍑 sending 🌼 some outfit selfies that kept escalating to the point of no outfits at all and the consequences of these shenanigans. 😇

5 months ago 1362 264 9 0
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Sama'a's account has been deleted. Her replacement has been marked "spam". She relies on us to feed her family and to find shelter in the ruins of Gaza. Please give what you can.

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5 months ago 83 120 1 4
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沒畫到屁股所以再畫一次

6 months ago 15 1 0 0
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😀

6 months ago 31 8 0 0
Promo illustration for Lucifer's Garden: the two characters gazing at each other over a pile of skeletons!

Promo illustration for Lucifer's Garden: the two characters gazing at each other over a pile of skeletons!

Lucifer's Garden digital is now 10USD off! 💋
Use the code TENOFF until November 1st at midnight, purchase it here:
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#lucifersgardencomic

6 months ago 1342 285 12 14
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"The Divine Orgy of Lokis"
OUT NOW!!

7 months ago 445 79 3 0
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"The Master of Ilusions Always gets his Way"
NOW on the Itchio store and Vault tiers

8 months ago 532 104 2 0

It might be a different school thats close by. Or like a sister school sometimes it's the same school split into boys and girls and they have their own campuses. Idk.

6 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.

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putting this on your timeline again

7 months ago 11297 6236 19 62
Meme from Parks and Recreation of Ron handing a paper to an officer and saying “Not to worry. I have a permit.”

Followed by a closeup image of the paper being held by the officer, edited to read:

“Every fictional character I’ve drawn and will draw having sex, has consented to being drawn that way. They told me themselves.”

Meme from Parks and Recreation of Ron handing a paper to an officer and saying “Not to worry. I have a permit.” Followed by a closeup image of the paper being held by the officer, edited to read: “Every fictional character I’ve drawn and will draw having sex, has consented to being drawn that way. They told me themselves.”

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

7 months ago 16836 6117 1 1
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Heyyy y'all so I just had to pay nearly $3k in car repairs prepping it for my move halfway across the country next week OTL

if y'all could please boost this to help sales before I need to close up shop, I'd really appreciate it ;; 🤍

7 months ago 335 198 5 7
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Drew my DOL pc #dol #dolpc #degreesoflewdity

7 months ago 9 1 0 0
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#degreesofleedity #dol

7 months ago 5 1 0 0

Damn is it bad I heard it was good specifically the flavored kind

7 months ago 0 0 1 0
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I can almost feel that fist myself... 🥵💦 #Ifaron comic wip!

7 months ago 723 98 3 0
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Gyaru with no make up #oc

7 months ago 11 1 0 0
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Meet Rowan, my recent fave chewtoy to put into predicaments <3

#degreesoflewdity #dol #dolpc

7 months ago 6 1 1 0
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#dol #degreesoflewdity

7 months ago 43 18 0 0
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Nai

1 year ago 655 255 3 0
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Look at him ⬇

#trigun #trimax #vash

7 months ago 95 41 2 0

I think bc ALOT of ppl like to call the creator and the ppl who watch it pedophiles ppl have become used to having to defend their interests bc ppl are attaching heinous crimes to fictional interests. But that does sound fucked up and would also throw me for a loop.

7 months ago 2 0 0 0
📖 "On purpose": 

In this world there are things an Alpha can do to ease their ruts. There's medication, toys, and restraining equipment they can use to get them through, what is mostly a week-long-rut fog of breeding instincts.

Problem with Toji is, he's irresponsible. Keeping track? Feeling the signs? Preparing? "Pay me for it" (that's his motto).

So on an unexpected (very much avoidable) rut, he comes home, and before his mind goes blank he catches the glimpse of something by his feet.

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Megumi is quite the opposite of Toji. Responsible, quiet and patient. He prepares for his heats like any other normal Omega, but of course this is what he leads people to believe.

Behind closed doors, he keeps secrets hidden away that would cost him his entire life, image, career, you name it.

So what are those secrets?

Maybe...scenting the others bed...
The stolen underwear...
The wet spot he leaves behind on the bed sheets...
The potent pheromones he blames on the neighbor...

And worse of all those secrets is the one where he leaves a trail of slick by the door.
The one where he lets his heat trigger the other's rut.

[Visual: Toji knotting Megumi in a omegaverse alternate universe. Toji's eyes are wide from realization while Megumi looks at him all flustered.] [Also megussy]

📖 "On purpose": In this world there are things an Alpha can do to ease their ruts. There's medication, toys, and restraining equipment they can use to get them through, what is mostly a week-long-rut fog of breeding instincts. Problem with Toji is, he's irresponsible. Keeping track? Feeling the signs? Preparing? "Pay me for it" (that's his motto). So on an unexpected (very much avoidable) rut, he comes home, and before his mind goes blank he catches the glimpse of something by his feet. - Megumi is quite the opposite of Toji. Responsible, quiet and patient. He prepares for his heats like any other normal Omega, but of course this is what he leads people to believe. Behind closed doors, he keeps secrets hidden away that would cost him his entire life, image, career, you name it. So what are those secrets? Maybe...scenting the others bed... The stolen underwear... The wet spot he leaves behind on the bed sheets... The potent pheromones he blames on the neighbor... And worse of all those secrets is the one where he leaves a trail of slick by the door. The one where he lets his heat trigger the other's rut. [Visual: Toji knotting Megumi in a omegaverse alternate universe. Toji's eyes are wide from realization while Megumi looks at him all flustered.] [Also megussy]

Like sleepyboy once said: post knot clarity...?
Hahaha ha h a...😇

#tjgm

7 months ago 442 118 12 1