This Lego video for drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is fantastic.

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I nearly always see that oddly shaped blossom end and think that maybe it didn't get pollinated.

Ive got Rampicante, Long De Nice, Musk Melon, White Pie Pumpkin, and Butternut going this year.

Sounds like you've been robbed... Call the pigs, see if they help. Meanwhile, I suggest you stick to Australian pigs.

This guy is in Australia and not subject to Merican fascist pigs, who, nearly always, violate our rights, without batting an eye. Get bent.

This, 100%.

No. We dont call the pigs. Ever. That is a strictly white christian assumption that they are going to help. I feel badly for the mother of the idiot that decides to rob me.

They killed off A-Train in episode 1!

Waiting for, "The Pope shouldn't be allowed to discuss politics..." from some plague tinged conservative fecal weasel that has previously argued in favor of religion in schools. It'll be on Fox news tonight in some capacity.

#pope #PopeLeoXIV

100%, plus, the cost of a movie ticket used to be around $5 for the day show and $10 for the night show. Now its $20 plus a $10 popcorn and a $12 soda mixed with people talking on their phones and letting their kids run hog freaking wild in the middle of the film. Ill never go back.

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Things that make me happy in a six minute clip.

youtu.be/N8tJ5D7-iCA?...

Came here to say exactly this. Bravo.

Prior planning prevents pizz poor performance, Daniel. Prior planning...

No way that's watercolor. NO WAY!

I mean, fuck in the weeds or fuck in the flowers. I'm picking the flowers so the bees and butterflies can watch...

That's our government right there. Kicking a protestor. There are no good pigs, none. Not one.

Spud's interview scene was glorious.

Zombie Iggy Pop

Don't be a Stooge.. He gave us an amazing acting performance in The Dead Don't Die...

Mail order Russian bride... Duh!

That's the right poster. The original release here in the states, Gibson's voice was dubbed over by that of Roy Scheider, as was a lot of Australian slang throughout the movie.

Both movies missed the point of the story.

Gary made it seem like a great marketing idea to his wife, went out and got it, had it wrapped with a picture of himself on it. This was THE plan. Gary, scratching his sack, wonders why business is way, way down since getting that thing. I have second hand embarrassment for his wife.

Onions blooming out. It'll be curing time soon!

Orban is out. He'll be lucky if he avoids jail. Trump will bring him here in 3. 2. 1...

"Tesla’s European headquarters is located in Amsterdam, so it’s only fitting that the country is the first to embrace the company’s FSD." sounds more like an Ad to me. This isn't reporting, its advertising. 100K Teslas on the road there, survey shows 40% of Dutch owners feel embarrassed driving one.

Fuck Coachella. No. Seriously. Fuck Coachella and anything that prick Anschutz has his fingers in.

There are about 1000 billionaires in the US. The majority are the unseen who own our government and its officials. That was the point of the movie.

Oh Boy. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's first screen debut. He was a "villain" in wrestling but this film was pretty significant. A warning really, Regan policies and unseen oligarchs manipulating the public with propaganda and media to accept subjugation. Sounds even more familiar these days...

Get Sappy with the Entwife Grinder! Im Pineing for likes and making like a tree and leaving. (best I got...)

Can you imagine Uberrime's first stroker being an Entwife? Not remotely what I had in mind. A grinder however.... HHHHMMMMM.

The Ent Treebeard.

I mean... He's sexy af for an old, probably oak, maybe beech?