A painting of a bird beside the text "i always wondered what would happen if we put a total fuckin' moron in charge"

pov you are wearing meta ray bans

Filming delayed on the Toy Story set. One of the actors tore their potater cuff.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop

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Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I gave my heart and soul to that place. Built entire sections for journalists pushed out of their home countries.

When the writer I hired, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered by Saudi Arabia, they paraded me around as a symbol for press freedom.

I put MY LIFE on the line to defend journalism and WaPo.

Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

My neighbor is a musician. Their favorite song is Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction but so far they only do the dog part.

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

Talked to my therapy chicken and she said it's gonna BOK

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protest...

“What do you mean normal men?”

That Same Guy With The Glasses At Every Rock Show

The reality that masked men without proper identification are confronting and arresting and taking away people should be intolerable to anyone who calls themselves American.

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.

Cyber Fuc*ed.
#WorldBollardAssociation

A painting of a bird beside the text "i don't think you understand exactly how fuckin' pissed we all are"

Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.

I did not need to see this during the March Madness broadcast.

A poem in the shape of the poet beating henry kissinger to death with their bare hands

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New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide proliferation of adult foodstuffs, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Friday requiring all residents to show identification to buy phallic fo...

New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods

That’s prime weather in the PNW, but both cities have a seediness and weediness if that’s a concern. Of course, excellent biking and hiking in and around both