Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie

🔮 #witchsky #witch #occultsky #occult #pagansky

Amazing! Did somebody break something there at the end? I dread that sound at my house. 😂

This is good

🔮 #witchsky #witch #witchcraft #occultsky

Some things not to comment on this Christmas:

- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel

Thanks to the left, you can work a 40-hour week, take a weekend off, and still have time to marry whoever you love.

Listen if you block the asshole you’re going to miss all his great insights like

1) I am being blocked

2) that is unfair

IDK, we are pretty chill people, and pride ourselves on being self-reliant, hardy, and industrious. My grandpa was a racist, but the rest of my family wasn't. They're just as divided as the rest of us a lot of the time. So in terms of reincarnation, it's neither a step up or down, I'd say. 🤷‍♀️

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

The new Lion King movie looks dope

Our snow village is a little different… #snowvillage #christmasvillage #nerd #goblins #d&d #dungeonsanddragons

Just don’t go acting like you’re more beautiful than her. She gets salty. 💕

All they want is to escape the rat race

your honor let the record show that, based on several eyewitnesses and video footage, the defendant only jingled half the way

Your bathroom is dope af. Can’t blame the kitty for wanting to chill in there!

Hmm. Better save your game before you go down there.

Well we have to move the mouse every so often

Yeah. I happen to share a last name with someone who shot a President. (No relation.) And on a blind date once, the guy told me he had the last name of that President. And we were both like… nah.

Idk buddy. It might be time to pull some burning bush shit again. 🔥

How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains

if you went to a 10am screening of Wicked you missed an entire coup

What really happened after California raised its minimum wage to $20 for fast food workers What would happen to the fast food industry if it had to pay its workers something closer to a living wage?

1. In April 2024, California raised the minimum wage for fast food chains to $20/hour

The industry claimed it would be devastating & require significant job cuts and prices increases

Here is what really happened: workers got a raise, prices went modestly, and the industry continued to add jobs

You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.

Give a man a fish & he'll say "what's this? I ordered chicken". Teach a man to fish & he's all "you're an awful waiter" & "get me the manager".