our fair city baybeeeee 🐠

It troubles me that I’m starting to feel the same way about Bluesky that I do about the UK. Like: it sounds great, and some of the people I know are great, but the leadership is making some weird choices and I’m a bit worried it may all be over in a couple of years.

RIP Ello, home to my early surrealist art portfolio now completely lost to history.

A white-balanced image of a white rock. Image was taken by the Mars Perseverance Rover on Sol 1498. NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU/Kevin M. Gill

I like this Mars rock and I want to take it home and put it on a shelf with other cool rocks.

please we are so tired we cannot do all the things ourselves

I want really important stuff that might kill me to be in the hands of people who studied that shit their whole life so that mastering the complexities of every aspect of human existence at once is not suddenly all on me, a theatre major

LOOK MA WE MADE IT

the responding account is a bot and/but also I'm genuinely unsure I've seen a better distillation of this website

where can i find chinese somethingawful

I have the whole "explicit language" flag turned off because sometimes I do, in fact, want to type "fuck" and not "duck", but I really feel like they shouldn't, in fact, be integrating slurs into any of the keyboard settings 🥴

As we all know, commemorating the day Mary rode Joseph's ass, all the way down to Egypt 🥁💥

Getting up to do a thing then doing a different thing then sitting down then remembering the thing then getting up ad fucking nauseum: A memoir

For better or worse, cooking me in the miserable soup of Something Awful molded me into the freak I am today, and I think I turned out ok, so I once more gotta hand it to the guy I paid $10 in iTunes cards way back when for being a gre-**touches earpiece** I am being told that guy sucks, actually

every site needs a version of somethingawful's "we can just ban you" policy to use against bad actors who make a game of ruining the site while making sure to always stay 1% shy of violating the rules as-written

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Custom URL hype squad 🔥

A half-bitten fudge-covered Ritz cracker held in the hand. In the background, out of focus, is an opened box of fudge-covered Ritz crackers, and a half-eaten sleeve.

Ahhhhhh damn it I was right

I imagine I'd easily destroy a few boxes of these if left alone with them

The Game where you Argue with AI… as a Vampire 🦇 YouTube video by LambHoot

@lambhoot.bsky.social has made some of my favorites: youtu.be/HPGVn7pd24o

dying on the hill of "just having separate accounts" because I'm just too accident-prone and I just /know/ I would accidentally share something on main if I didn't have a massive color-coded window border to remind me that I'm on another account 🥴

just setting up my blsky