It's crazy how the orange taco has fucked up so badly that he's ceded control of the Middle East and 20% of world trade to Iran, and has given a clear roadmap for virtually every other country in the world to follow to gain power and relevance.
Today is the anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier in Major League Baseball, something the current regime doesn't want taught, and is also a reminder that sports have ALWAYS been political.
It's not my job, and it's not your job, either, to try to educate random people who have bigoted or shitty takes on social media. Do yourself and everyone else a favor, and just block those creatures. Reduce their visibility and opportunity to interact.
The orange taco posted an AI generated meme of himself as Jesus, but now claims he just thought the picture was himself as a doctor. Imagine any other president cosplaying other occupations while suffering from dementia to the point where they didn't recognize Jesus iconography...
I'm glad to see that Eric Swalwell has dropped his campaign for governor after multiple allegations of sexual assault. Now he needs to stand trial, or confess, so he can receive his due process and his victims can see justice served.
The Taco Regime is angry at Iran for blocking the Strait of Hormuz, so he's instructed the US Navy to do it for Iran, instead. 37 D chess right there!
Woohoo!!! After receiving lots of support from the Taco Regime and a visit from the couch fucker himself, the Hungarian Nazi party led by Shitor Orbán has been thoroughly defeated in today's election. Tick tock, fascist fucks everywhere, your time is running out.
"Deprive thine people necessities to liveth, and acteth shocked when thine people rise up and bringeth flame upon thine wealth."- Republicanus 4:10
It looks like he's just another sexual predator, like an exceptionally large number of men in positions of power.
I just gotta chuckle that on my way back from Corvallis to the Kitsap Peninsula, basically every farm I passed had some RepubliQan campaign signs on the property, even though RepubliQans have absolutely destroyed the farming economy in the US. People love voting against their own interests.
Remember when most people thought the president getting a beej in office, wearing a tan suit, or starting a war in the Middle East were the biggest scandals in history?
Thank goodness the First Ladybot let everyone know that she's not a Trumpstein victim, so that everyone forgets the Strait of Hormuz is closed and that the US military is close to a full mutiny.
Enslaved employees are burning down their workplaces, and upset citizens are attacking data centers, their owners and managers, and politicians who approve these projects. Looks like a positive trend to me.
Strange, isn't it?
Great work on that agreement with Iran. All it does is completely capitulate to Iran, and the Strait of Hormuz is closed again because Bibi is stabbing the orange taco in the back by refusing to halt his genocide in Lebanon.
You gotta love how the orange taco went full TACO on a Tuesday, don't you?
The collective yawn from Congress and the news media about the Presidont threatening to destroy an entire nation and kill every single person there is absolutely insane.
Jesus Christ, Kegseth is comparing rescuing a downed airman from an illegal war to the resurrection of the aforementioned Christian deity...
I'm so old that I remember when the New York Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal were legitimate and trustworthy news sources.
Imagine being so shitty that you start making IRAN look the good guy in any situation.
"Celebrateth Easter by threatening other kingdoms whilst using an extremely profane tongue."- Republicanus 4:5
Possibly, but they don't stand a chance against an equipped military.
Keeping with the theme of today, the war in Iran is going so well that two US planes have been shot down, and one crew member is still missing. And I failed to mention earlier that Kegseth has stepped in to block promotions of women and people of color.
The Army Chief of Staff was fired, Kegseth is going to allow military personnel to carry personal firearms on military installations, and the military is willingly bombing civilian targets in Iran. So don't expect the military to defend democracy or the Constitution.
I'm sure it's totally a coincidence that the orange taco is only firing women in his Cabinet...
Peace has broken out in the Middle East, the East Wing will be rebuilt to its previous standing, and the orange taco has rescinded all of his executive orders while vowing to obey the Constitution.
I'm guessing I don't even have to say April Fools on this one...
Hey Corvallis peeps, I'll be coming down with my daughter for a campus visit to OSU April 9-11. Give us your favorite places to eat, stuff to do, and let me know what you're up to if you're in the area.
The last 100 years of warfare have proven that a large, technologically advanced military can absolutely crush other militaries and governments, but you can't defeat people or ideas, yet here the US is trying to do the latter, again.
Another Monday, more chaos throughout the world, including Iran, Cuba, Lebanon, The West Bank, Gaza, and the Taco Regime telling the Unsupreme Court being born in the USA only counts if you're white or a slave freed immediately after the Civil War.
It's a fascist oligarchy.