I see a Saab 2000 nearly every time I’m in DSM. As a former 340 FO, I always enjoy seeing any version of the Swedish Blender.

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

January vacations are far too underrated.

He’s the one! And so worth the wait!

Bears Win!!!!! Holy Moly!!!!!

Bears Win!!!!

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

That’s even better! I don’t remember hearing that one.

Sort of reminds me of Ted. And the old joke that it spelled the end of United.

That’s some talent!

Magic!

What’s it mean when a radial engine isn’t leaking? It’s out of oil.

Bears Win!!!! Two in a row!!!

a man wearing a hat and sunglasses stands in front of a stadium with his arms crossed ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses stands in front of a stadium with his arms crossed

DaaaaaaaBearsssssss winnnnnn! 💙🧡

Bears Win!!

The German Wehrmacht thought God was on their side too.

Stephanie White is a class act. As a Purdue Alumnus, I’m very proud of her and what she’s done.

Nate Bargatze is a genius.

Citizen Soldiers and The Guns of August are two that come to mind.

That’s adorable!

Happy Birthday to your Avery!

And by the Thunderbirds no less.

A more clear example of his care for the almighty dollar above all else would be hard to find.

These morning posts by you are rays of sunshine.

I don’t understand why public officials don’t focus on the victims. The word tragedy is overused but not in this case.

Confessions of a Conservative Apostate What does it mean to be a conservative now?

Some of you asked me what I think it means to be "conservative" now. I wrote about it three years ago here:

www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

The fact that Republicans are unfazed that Donald Trump is giving special treatment to a woman who ran this country’s most notorious pedophile ring on behalf of its most notorious serial pedophile is the latest sign of the GOP’s complete moral rot.