The planet Earth being flipped off

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

I’m as lapsed as a catholic can be, but I still think it’s weird anytime I walk into a Protestant church and there’s no dead guy hanging on the wall.

Never thought of it that way but it makes twisted sense. My parents, very Catholic, always embraced the notion that came out of the second Vatican council in the 60’s that Jews are Catholics’ “elders.”

Lived down south for a while. It was there I learned southern whatever-ists are raised being taught the pope is the antichrist. They made Catholicism sound so much cooler than it is.

Jack White, Jack Black, and Marcello Hernández

Every man has had these three exact roommates

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

I think charisma is the right word, it’s just the kind of charisma that appeals to the worst people from everyone’s high school class.

This list is like the Avengers for people who only read airport books called something like "Leading Leadership for Leaders"

Buffalo New York, who is she?

When a flight is a practical way to meet up.

I wallowed in bed for a few hours this morning but agree. Despair accomplishes nothing.

I can't control the world around me, but I can define the person I want to be, and how I contribute to making the world a better place.

I'll spend my days doing that work with intentionality.

Of the many things to love about that solo and how it came to be, was the final moment when he throws his guitar up in the air. You don’t really see it come back down. I like to think it hasn’t landed yet and found its way to a geosynchronous orbit over Minneapolis.

Othering is all they have. Without out-groups, politics based on grievances, fear, and trumped up wedge issues don’t work.

Ol Dirty Bastard is a pretty funny name for a musician but it’s even funnier when they’re in a group where everyone else is a ninja

Donald Trump: *slowly drools a thick viscous cream colored substance*

Elton John: 🎶 But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock 🎶

50 year old who bought a 130,000 dollar truck and owes 135,000 on it: we are taking this country back

New York City votes for mayors like they believe Batman is real and want him to have someone to fight

aw right naw

I saw Concepts of a Plan open for System of a Down in 2003

he calls her a marxist but she's not the one getting publicly owned

Morning ☕️

It’s so funny to be like “the president’s loser drug addict son is using the family name for influence peddling, also I love RFK Jr.”

The nepo baby who inherited a fortune from an apartheid emerald mine says we have to vote for the nepo baby who inherited a fortune from a racist real estate empire or we’ll no longer have a true meritocracy

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek: