Would you write your morning poasts earlier, so we had more Gonzo per day? If so, heck yes.

#bliss

Yogic flying!

#BlizzardsNow

Yay!

Harrumph!

Happy birthday, dear Chewy. Maybe this is the year you and Cheddar become friends!

Maybe write “Vamp” over it, to really drive the point home.

Live-to-air national broadcast of a new music director’s first “official“ concert; 2nd clarinet player developed food poisoning; I watch her quietly get up and disappear behind the riser, returning for her next cue; I only knew what was happening because of the look on the tympanist’s face.

Ludo does blue steel!

What’s the ABV? I like a good sour…

I remember all the unrequited requests for a brother, and I’m so glad than Mr Figaro Peppercorn Etc. has been such a gift to all of us. Happy birthday, Fig!

Too bad. Sometimes it‘s a good break from thinking of cheery and relatable things to scrawl illegibly at the bottom of the letter! Sigh.

Do people feel glorious and triumphant when they strut through such things? Are there accompanying arm gestures? Especially appropriate facial expressions? Would having a walk-up song help? What about hair styles? Decorations optional or mandatory? Hats on or off? I have so many questions.

Relatable. Are the labels already stuck, or do you get to do that, too?

This was such an enjoyable exchange!

Such an inspired gift and such a nice video to express gratitude for it!

I can’t hear you! Can you speak up, please?

Do you listen to piano recitals from a prime seat in the watermelon house? COOL.

Accept the drops annd ointment when offered, big guy!

How does Hansard record "heavy sigh"?

Those unfortunate curtains: collateral damage!

“Moderately” insulting, I’d say.

Booping snoots is better than walking on them. Right, Momb?

ya buried the lede! He’s also getting his security clearance so he can make well-informed and nuanced contributions to national dialogue.

AND he’s doubling the budget of the Ontario Arts Council, too! What a prince.

I’m surprised she isn’t introducing a provincial sales tax, too! What a missed opportunity.

oh, my orange cat-loving heart! ❤️

He was clearly confident that he would not be attacked by an apex predator!

Or LUDO! (Even more unlikely.)