A little March Madness prayer:
Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
may only your nut,
not bracket,
be bust.

There's no reason to have the American flag on your basketball uniform. You all play in the US.

Who decided to follow up the In Memoriam segment with the movie about a reanimated corpse? #oscars

Vikings front office should be the MVP #superbowl #superbowllx

Imagine if Brian Urlacher went on GLP-1. He'd be every Billboard to O'Hare and every commercial break on Peacock.

For a girl I like "Bindle," for a boy "Hobo."

I also think they should acknowledge the brave souls who did everything they could (but ultimately failed) to save the old lady in the Life Alert® commercial

Pretty fucked up that whenever people thank first responders, they never remember to acknowledge the Ghostbusters

Poster just dropped

I heard all hosts will be cut tavern style

Updated for Leo XIV

Gimme one dipped, sweet, free from original sin

Chicago Pope decrees babies will now be baptized in Au Jus

He's a no-nonsense Chicago cop on his longest undercover mission yet. Only one problem: he just got elected Pope. This summer, Michael Shannon is Daaaa Pope. Netflix Studios presents: Cop-Clave.

Confederate Money was the original #Crypto.

Why would you call it "Moana 2" when "Moana Mo' Problems" is right there?