My suffering starts tonight actually

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

It’s rare you get to see a baseball game where both teams are trying to lose

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Apple Music after playing the same ten songs every time I try to listen to the radio station tailored to me

I hate when my Apple Watch asks me if I’m done with my workout whenever I take a little rest. Do I always have to be performing? Am I always on stage? Fuck off

I’m gonna start working “kafkaesque” into my regular vocabulary

“Why don’t you like my posts on Bluesky”

This is why Mott’s is superior

Yall ever think about