turns out I can identify a UH-60 by ear from over a mile away. I obviously can't tell which one but it's usually a black hawk from fort dix

using spanish confidently fail: didn't respond to my manager's text with "si claro" when that was perfectly appropriate

I agree with you and have an old coffee table lighter I wanna get working. but also this is my mom's mechanical movement bulova ring she got at an estate sale in the 80s and I love it

I shouldn't be allowed to work at a thrift store, I bought a mall ninja sword today because it was $10 with my discount. I was gonna buy a clarinet but someone got it like an hour before I was done work

thinking about buying a machete and a clarinet from my job after I finish work today

a couple scans from the test roll of film in my $15 hi-matic 9. Kodacolor 200 that was a dollar off as were the development and scanning because it was on film friday, and also good friday

I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it

how do you take 22 minutes to say "cheesesteaks and pussy"

so jealous of one of the thrift store jewelry case regulars who I sold a matching sterling silver bracelet and chain that were chunky af and 6 ounces of silver at a price probably below just their value as metal

easter? what's next, fster?

a beautiful sunny saturday... time to take some drugs and really relax

⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱.
⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.
⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻.
⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱.
⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿.

theres a weed brand here called "Rosin King of New Jersey" and it always makes me go "Hot Tub King of Detroit!" in my head

you gotta put things in perspective. im not happy paying more than $4 a gallon for gas but I'd cut off a toe to pay $4 a gallon for beer

my car is gaslighting me (fuel light on)

I got a minolta hi matic 9 with the leather case and duofit s flash for $15 and did my first camera repair cleaning the stuck shutter. I don't think american english has a word to describe how I feel, which is absolutely chuffed

they don't need jobs if their return trajectory is free!

vertical image of a still retention basin and sunlit sky. the sky is split starkly down the middle, clear on the left, gray clouds on the right, sun at the center. the cloud line is reflected perfectly on the basin surface below the horizon. photo by Lindsay Schiel NEORSD

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock.

straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

a fine solution, feel better!

sorry, this is not an anxiety reducing thought

hyperreal social reinforcement to soothe the real anxiety because it's closer and more available than a real deal hug maybe? I feel that way sometimes, something something postmodernity

"the us could just stop doing war" may be one of the more true things he's suggested, what will defense contractors think of this

6 pink pierced clay nipples on some newspaper stained with pink spray paint

I have so many nipples

Curtis Yarvin @curtis_yarvin • 4h X This man has walked the Eightfold Path and entered the temple of Right Thinking. If he removed those shades, you would see an infinite well of divine compassion in his perfect blue eyes RAW EGG NATIONALIST Boomers really are a breed apart, man. @Babygr... • 6h I DON'T CARE IF TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE 30 17 56 1.2K Ill 45K

Checking in on the Dark Enlightenment

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Mr. [redacted] is perhaps best known for his German-mania and his big guns. [redacted] loves his guns; he collects weapons from different periods of history and is opposed to gun control laws.

in the 90s i had a nazi teacher in high school who held me at gunpoint for being late to class and yelled at me in German. i forgot about this for a long time until i got out an old yearbook and saw that he's holding a gun in his photo. everyone was fine with this for some reason. he's dead now lol

this was not exactly what I was thinking, I just think bones are neat

to get a cool baculum? I thought the same

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅