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Posts by Kay the Penguin

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For my own wellbeing, sometimes it's best to completely ignore harsh reality & focus exclusively on one or all of our 3 pets.

In this case it's our youngest, Trixie (a/k/a Bat-Mite, a/k/a Spawn of Satan), who I love dearly. ♥️ 🐶

(also: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files)

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Hand tossed with mushrooms, black olives, bbq chicken, and extra cheese. My partner calls it

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a picture of the earth with the words the world is healing ALT: a picture of the earth with the words the world is healing
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Oh that's cool! I've been desperate for bananaball coverage on this site. I wish more sports accounts would migrate from twitter

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Just found your bsky. do you do live skeets for all bananaball games or just this one/Savannah games?

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Where is this published? I want to see the metrics

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The whole Animals album is incredible tbh

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That bass line is such an earworm

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deadpool is wearing a mask and holding a gun and saying hi tom . Alt: animated gif of Deadpool waving at the camera and saying "Hi Tom!"

this song will forever remind me of this

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The crawl had me dying! "Checks for prostate cancer not worth it"

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a cartoon of archer saying it 's understandable i mean i 'd do me . ALT: a cartoon of archer saying it 's understandable i mean i 'd do me .
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a man with a beard is smiling with the words i am smiling below him Alt: Gurney Halleck from Dune 2021 with a stern look. His dialog in this shot is "I am smiling"

*me in a red state genuinely happy for New Yorkers*

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It's a time honored tradition for social media CEOs at this point

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This is going to ruin the tour

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If I got the chance to write and direct a remake of an M. Night Shyamalan classic, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be Signs (2026)

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Screenshot of plot description, highlighted text reads: In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles, and America has become a totalitarian dystopia.

Screenshot of plot description, highlighted text reads: In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles, and America has become a totalitarian dystopia.

The trailer for THE RUNNING MAN had me so hyped, I clicked through the O.G. novel description and I - oop -

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🚨 ICE disappeared a woman on Wednesday night. She was grabbed by men in plainclothes and taken to an unidentified location.

ICE is refusing to say where she is being held. It’s 72 hours later and not even a dedicated team of lawyers can find her.

This is WRONG. We can’t let this be the new norm.

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disgusting amounts of money here, and it calls to mind another funding event on this same timeline, that changed America in a profound way—the post-9/11 Border Patrol. www.politico.com/magazine/sto...

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And while I'm here, Latz should've gotten the win over Jackson imo

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Looking at the stats for yesterday's Rangers game. Am I the only one who thinks it's stupid to give Latz 2 earned runs off 1 hit in 6 innings just cause his reliever gave up back to back to back Homer's immediately after?

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT is unironically one of the best popular narratives about the way privatization of public services destroys local community

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a man in a top hat is holding a bottle of horse pop next to a donkey Alt: a man in a top hat is holding a bottle of 'horse pop' lemonade next to his horse, the caption reads "Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade"
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Real ones know

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A sign on a pole that says: 

 A RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN
Properly Dispose of Your Dog's Waste
Place It Into The Nearest Cybertruck
IF YOU SEE ELON MUSK. YOU MAY ALSO DEPOSIT IT DIRECTLY INTO HIS MOUTH
CITY CODE ELNZ-A-DKHD
DEPT. OF @FOLAFIA, CITY OF NEW YORK

A sign on a pole that says: A RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN Properly Dispose of Your Dog's Waste Place It Into The Nearest Cybertruck IF YOU SEE ELON MUSK. YOU MAY ALSO DEPOSIT IT DIRECTLY INTO HIS MOUTH CITY CODE ELNZ-A-DKHD DEPT. OF @FOLAFIA, CITY OF NEW YORK

Spotted on 4th Ave. in Brooklyn

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JD Vance broke the pope AND the CFP championship trophy. Are we *sure* he’s not the one pushing all those Navy jets into the ocean

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