Where is my invite to the Bezos nuptials? Not that I’d go (but a free trip to Italy is never bad). I’m sorry to say that I’ve done a lot more to achieve the success of Amazon than the average bear.

And even less have responsible cyclists who actually follow the rules of the road.

Shel strikes.

Capitalism is actually socialism for the mega-rich.

All Teslas are obviously driven by crisis actors paid by Elon.

Watch the movie Civil War. That’s what will happen.

Good one, Sam!

What’s all this “owning the libs”? I’ve never felt “owned” at all. In fact, the more you MAGAts try, the more I laugh at your idiotic incompetence.

….and then unreversed it. Doesn’t matter. There will be no one there to take your calls.

Ned Flanders!

The point is just pure cruelty. No way to run a nation.

Can we trade Vance for Zelensky? Let pud-boy run the war if he knows so much about it.

You’re a joke, Rupar. Zelensky is a warrior. At war. You’re a stooge of the worst sort.

Is Vance the biggest toady of all time? What a nincompoop.

What’s white and red all over? Idaho.

Sorry Royal. YLT gets my vote!

I’m tired of hearing “The Democrats didn’t do ———, the Democrats needed to do ———-, the Dems didn’t listen to ————.”

Fuck that. We lost by ~1.5%. What did you want the Democrats to do? Be more racist?

This is on the Repubs. They own this. And they’re going to pay for it.

Missed you!

You’re great. But a little late on this one.

Isn’t a bit strange that Musk is working exclusively with teenage boys?

Why do white supremacists always look so…UN-supreme? Look at this schlub.

I’m about to dive in! Thanks for the heads up.

Defund Space X.

MAGATs: what the fuck AREN’T you afraid of? Because right now it seems like everything.