Metal nib calligraphy pens are my go to for this. Plus you can switch to a color easily if you have multiple kinds of ink.

I’m so fat I got body dismuffuletta.

The R word is back and I think that sucks.

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My first comedy special Cry Uncle is now out and streaming on YouTube. Give it a watch to find out how long I spent working as a step mom on OnlyFans. youtu.be/7F3eHdfq9Bc?...

Oh my god, I’m so thankful you found those

Hot Frosty is a heart warming Christmas movie about finding love and how even in a Hallmark town the police are bastards you can't trust who will abuse their power at the expense of the public good.

Everything sucks, but last night I saw this dog in an Adidas tracksuit waiting for his dad to get chicken fingers. At least we have this guy.

My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.

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Wish Terence McKenna was alive to write a follow up to Food of the Gods that explains how Joe Rogan ate mushrooms and turned into a conservative Republican. I realize the answer is “capitalism ruins everything even magic,” but I want a scientist to write about it.

My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.