"We just don’t know enough. Are they aliens or demons? Are they psychic projections of our deep-seated fears given a terrible facsimile of life through dark magics? Are the same clowns behind everyone’s shower curtains, or do we all have individually tailored monstrosities?"
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Michael Stipe wears a ratty "captain's hat" and a collared white/sky blue striped shirt. He holds up a gloppy brown rectangular mass of sludge on a stick, with an unsavory, yellowed smile
Capt. Scrummy's Frozen Treats (1956-1993): A line of 49 flavoriffic frozen novelty items on sticks, famously sold on bicycle by uniformed "Capt. Scrummy Men" in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic, during the summer. Popular items included Pineapple Blurt and the Sludgesicle (pictured below)
I have to use AI on a work project. You know the episodes of Star Trek where Kirk argues a computer to self-destruct using nonsense? It’s like that, but I’m the computer.
Scrolling by I really thought that was Peter MacNicol.
My grandmother used “rabbitshit” as something between horseshit and chickenshit- petty, incompetent nonsense.
fake movie poster illustration featuring Tom Paris and Captain Janeway from Star Trek Voyager. The teaser text says "She thought about having children. She never considered having them with him." The title is called "Threshold." A mutant salamander baby crawls across the title. Below is a quote "Not My shining moment" ~ Brannon Braga Source: https://www.tumblr.com/gettheorion/774021056709148672
"Sad to write this, very sad, but after what happened with the McDonald's Monopoly game (TOTAL ROBBERY! Everyone knows I should have won), I no longer feel bound by the outdated, very weak concept of 'lovin’ it.'"
Give this playlist a listen: 2025 open.spotify.com/playlist/0n2...
I make a playlist every year to reflect events and moods. I don’t need to tell anyone how 2025 felt.
youtube.com/watch?v=4vtR...
The band is 2025.
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Lead or get out of the way.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
recommendation
The White House being torn apart by demolition machinery.
THIS IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!
DEMOLISHING THE WHITE HOUSE IS A PROUD PART OF CANADIAN HISTORY!
I thought for sure the was the Onion.
Doctors I trust more than RFK
You know, my preference has always been “in prison from end-stage syphilis,” but I’ll take the news however.
REMEMBER: If you hear a song and the song has a xylophone in it, that song is about a SKELETON.
This is the best advice for how to be better at ANYTHING in TTRPGs. Be a fan of the other people and their roles. Love the other PCs. Admire the DM and get excited for their work. Geek out over the stuff your friends at the table are doing and want them to be happy!
Everything else will work out.
Graffiti saying "Fix your hearts or die" https://sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/laura-palmers-house
I wrote about Trump, Epstein, and "Twin Peaks" sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/laura-palm...
Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
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