I don’t think I’ve ever cracked open a Bible. But I know what the Bible preaches, and it ain’t maga and trumpism.

Yeah, almost as many drunks as pedophiles.

Ranking of good/decent human beings:
1. Pope Leo
2. Dolly Parton
3. Dalai Lama
.4. Bruce Springsteen
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8,285,275,259. DonOld Trump
(as of 4/12/26)

I really don’t care if Melania had a relationship with Epstein. Did she F#ck him? She slept with a gazillion men and women. She didn’t have a relationship with all of them.

No restaurant has tables that big.

So why does the orange taco hate Black women? Did one bite his tiny penis?

I have a theory. When that 13-year-old child bit Trump’s penis, it must have affected his nervous system, causing insanity. That explains Trump. The other Repubs? I think we should pull down the pants of every Republican to look for teeth marks. I'm not volunteering ...

I wonder if any previous president ever had his penis bitten by a 13-year-old girl. Cripes, this is so embarrassing.

So is cake cheaper than bread? Maybe Marie Antoinette was on to something.

I have no problem with someone shaking hands with a republican president. I DO have a problem with someone shaking hands with a ped@phile. Cripes. Have you no morals?

What's the over/under on his use of the word "hoax." Gotta be close to triple digits....

I saw two handball games in Iceland a few years ago. Really amazing sport. Iceland is usually a top team internationally.

Noem and Trump had 2 options: Arrest the shooter and claim It was a terrible tragedy; or lie and claim the victim did something that was not caught on video by 99,000 witnesses, and hope people are stupid enough to believe them. It’s like lying is the default response for maga.

In ancient times, like maybe a couple of years ago, if a federal agent murdered an innocent person, the murderer would be arrested and locked up. In current times, since last January, our government lies and blames the dead person even though there’s clear video evidence and hundreds of witnesses.

OMG

I’d like to thank Donald Trump this holiday season. Because of his tariffs, one of my Christmas presents finally arrived yesterday after tooling around Europe and U.S. customs the last two-plus months. At least it arrived before Christmas 2026.

Here’s what should happen: Nobel Committee votes to change its rules, then votes to rescind Machado’s award. List the current winner as “Vacated.” Demand Trump return the award or risk prosecution for theft. Then get to work on moving the World Cup and Olympics.

I wonder if any sports medium wrote a headline “Ravens tell Harbaugh ’Nevermore’” after his firing. Would have been the greatest headline since The Scottish Sun wrote “Super Caley goes ballistic. Celtic are atrocious” after a big upset in Scotland. Heh.

Trying to understand ICE goons. Do they think they are doing good? Do they support a guy who murdered a mom for no reason? Do they enjoy kidnapping people? Do they feel proud when they terrorize people? Do they get a thrill when people swear at and belittle them? What is the thought process here?

The "trump class" battleship? Geez, "trump class" is an oxymoron, like "jumbo shrimp" or "deafening silence."

Dear Veep: No one is asking you to apologize for being a white man. We ARE asking you to apologize for being an @sshole.

"It’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."
It's better to hide the Epstein files and be thought a pedophile than to release the files and remove all doubt.

Cripes. What do you focus on? The Epstein coverup? The bombing of fishing ships? People who can’t afford health care or groceries? The little child in the White House? The corrupt Supreme Court? Mass shootings? Measles outbreaks? Wealth inequities? Ukraine/Gaza? Tanking economy, It's overwhelming.

You can GIVE me $60, I'm still not going to any matches. I will not support an organization that honors a pedophile. No one should.

Cripes. I’m now gonna have to boycott the World Cup. I love the World Cup. I even went to a game in 2010 in South Africa. But I WILL NOT support any organization that honors a pedophile. No one should.

I’m beginning to think trumpers don’t know the difference between right and wrong. In what world is killing unarmed, helpless people holding onto remains of their boat the right thing to do? Seems pretty obvious to me.

Urgent by Foreigner. Strange, because I only know 2 words from it, as in: "Urgent, urgent, urgent, urgent, emergency. So I guess technically, I know 5 words.

Yeah, well ... When I was chair of my department, I required everyone to whistle while they worked. Everyone seemed much happier....

Wordle distribution showing the most recent word was solved on the first try.

Wordle said I'm a genius for getting the word on the first try. Glad someone finally noticed ... heh...

Wondering: Will the republicans now propose a law banning people from bringing sandwiches to political events, and will the NRA claim that’s violating the Second Amendment?