That's as much as I've watched though, so no spoilers please. I've been like the Likely Lads avoiding football all day today.

I can't remember if I've already outed myself on here as a massive WWE nerd, but if not let's do it properly with this sentence:

The six-man ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship at Wrestlemania yesterday was a very enjoyable watch.

Crap fact: I once played a local gig supporting a band whose bassist went on to be Gretel's bassist.

That's right, be impressed.

Agreed. 'I couldn't be bothered to edit my stream of consciousness myself, so I'm afraid you - and those also in earshot - are going to have to edit it yourself.'

Wibble.

Not musical, and very tenuous, but Holly Welloughby?

Like, I can't think of any John Llandudno, Fred Deganwy, Brian Penmaenmawr or Pete Bangor.

It's telling these are all North East Wales based name thefts.

Hungary election: Viktor Orbán ousted after 16 years in power as opposition heads for landslide - follow live The long-serving prime minister concedes defeat to Péter Magyar, who has promised closer EU ties and an anti-corruption drive.

He's done nothing of note since 'it's My Life'

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...

Jeff Buckley was not from Buckley
Keith Flint was not from Flint

North Wales nomenclature theft is real. Be vigilant.

What does Nick Hancock have to say about this I wonder.

Wah! - Seven Minutes To Midnight (UK 1980) YouTube video by Abc New Wave

youtu.be/dUkZQay0mp0?...

At an open mic night. Made a glib comment about world events, got a laugh.

When I get home not sure whether to put on last night's WWE RAW or dig out Threads on iPlayer as a bit of revision.

Nature Boy, Ric Cave. Woooo!

Ready made theme tune courtesy of East 17

I mean, why have 10 beer taps, giving the illusion of choice, when 6 of them are IPA or IPA adjacent and rest are continental lager?

This isn't anti-IPA nor anti-Continental Lager post. It's an anti-lazy selection post.

What beer do you have?

Well, we've this one it's an IPA.
This one, it's an IPA.
This one, it's a pale ale
This one, which is a hazy IPA.
And this one, which is a pale ale
And this one, which is a hazy IPA.

Do you have anything that isn't an IPA?

Well, this one hasn't got that much IPA in it.

Si is the Heavenly Option...?

At Yes? It feels an-almost-great-but-doesnt-quite-work-headline would be 'Si Is The Heavenly Option'

Which reminds me, I'm seeing Heavenly next week. Ace.

You are what you is, you really is.

AI slop warning, but it crossed my mind so - Frank Zappbottom

I still have no firm opinion, but probably Vauxhall and I. It's been a while though. Listening to Your Arsenal. I shall report back.

It's fair enough because of reasons, but I do miss having the eternal wrench of deciding which of Your Arsenal or Vauxhall and I is the better album.

And with that voice-goes-up-in-the-middle-slight-pause-then-goes-down-at-the-end like Stewart Lee's take on Radio 4 satirists.

Whenever I hear Chris Mason on Radio 4 giving a report on a news item, it always feels like he's written it as a printed article which he is reading out loud, as opposed to reading a news report he's written as a new report.

"with our new Flextech technology" etc

The Mothers Of Provention (of goals)

Hey guys, did you know that if you see any of those short videos on any social media platform, and listened to the weird intonation and rhythm they all speak with, and spend just a minute to think about it, you'll realise you're experiencing something that is so incredibly grating