Accepted a new job right now

I realize this is a feature not a bug for the right wing but Brand's MAGA pivot was so disgustingly predictable the second he faced the possibility of consequences for being a sexual predator

every time someone goes right like that you can be sure allegations have either surfaced or are about to

Mind you, this is “The New Yorker,” this wasn’t some outfit being run by Glenn Beck or anything.

Also, he's a Republican in disguise. Please don't vote for this guy.

Hysterically laughing at Beaver boys and intensely focused on Dr. Steve Brule

wemby is French (complimentary) whereas rudy gobert is French (derogatory)

Who the fuck is Teddy swims and why does he pop up on my timeline! Execs really saw jelly rolls ubiquity and thought "cool."

My son called the big dinosaur "dada dinosaur" and the small dinosaur "Errol dinosaur"

I've never been happier.

Crazy how the self help manosphere-ish philosophy doesn't translate to reality

We go way back

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 21

Wolves won through the power of that guy wearing the abolish ice jersey in the front row

Love seeing the wolves look like a threat, even moreso against the nuggets

“Abolish ICE” with the 3 in the Minnesota Timberwolves color and font

Hell yeah brother

Why is Jesse Ventura on commentary for the nuggets wolves game

For everyone laughing about how discovery will be "fun" should understand: 1) this suit will likely never make it that far; 2) when it's dismissed, The Atlantic will still be out hundreds of thousands of dollars; 3) like being charged by the FBI, you can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride.

This being my first meal of the day makes this all so much more pleasurable

Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA

Eating pho and watching all the talking heads recap today's games. This is a part of my happy Gilmore happy place

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 19

What a season. Largely terrible yet with two 90+10 winning goals.

Liverpool have now scored six 90th-minute winners against Everton in the Premier League - the most one side has against a single opponent in the competition's history. (Opta)

What a stupid game. Let Jones play right back the rest of the season. Fuck it

I like reading your game notes because I think "cool. I'm not being a negative Nancy" (you're not either)

I'll always remember the twenty minutes of the first half of the second leg against psg 🕊️

David Moyes is a football genius.

Sheesh Luke