just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Photo of a white man in round glasses with slightly untamed hair, with overlaid text reading “‘80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: ‘The eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, & the youngest is a drummer’”

skill issue my parents managed all three in one go

Tucker Carlson could become a leftist guerilla who liberated ICE facilities and he would still deserve to have his tombstone say "Remember that time he said Trump was our daddy and was gonna give us a spanking? Pretty weird thing to say, right?"

reminds me of the time a medical chart had "transsexual, previously heterosexual" on it

An ad for Killer7, primarily focused on Dan Smith pointing his gun towards something. There is skewed text alongside his gun that reads, “Step into the mind of a homosexual.”

Idly scrolling through my photos and I can’t remember where tf I saved this from but it’s too good not to post

cocksleve mcdichael

this is insane work

everyone’s rushing to fund every AI girlfriend start up and yet I can’t get one lick of capital for my AI ex-wife app

hell yesssss I’m going tomorrow

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

and yet when you go to the airport you arrive at “departures” and depart from “arrivals”. why are they keeping the truth from us?

NYC has fewer pedestrian deaths than LA not just on a per capita basis, but in aggregate.

In 2025,
NYC: 111 deaths
LA: >150 deaths

John Apple

The currently escalating tech backlash must be put in the context of:

“people have been listening to the most insufferable techbros in the world gleefully threaten everyone else with mass unemployment for over 6 years, and they’re sick of their shit”

and yet when you go to the airport you arrive at “departures” and depart from “arrivals”. why are they keeping the truth from us?

banner ad reads: unlock the secret wealth stream TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD

Ad from further down reads: The ultimate way to hide gold in just 24 hours TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS

We're off to a good start here
theonion.info

If you tell me ai is inevitable and we all Must adapt or be Left behind i will tell u to go fuck yourself btw

i think a single day as a publicly visible trans woman would vaporize most users of this stupid website

dancing is non-optional

I’m always amazed chuds use the NYC subways as the height of terror when I’ve never witnessed more spontaneous acts of kindness between strangers than on the streets of New York, particularly on the subway.

how dare a bunch of trannies and their inconvenient “medical needs” get in the way of our fantasies about the Woke Pope

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

i <3 being a transsexual <3

[Teenager voice] I think I'm in like with her

lesbianism in a world experiencing finite time feels unfair

new free money scam unlocked

"hear me out" sorry, no. I will not. My heart is closed to whatever sinful lust you are peddling. The only thing I am "hearing out" is the choir at mass today. my only "would" I know of is the wood of the cross christ was crucified upon

Again: for any big liberal donor who wants to funnel millions into fixing this country's politics, the ROI on buying any struggling paper and simply tasking it with doing real reporting on local news is vastly higher than the same $$ given to some group that does mass ad buys every election year.

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics