It's coming

Let people leave the train before getting on.

In the Diocese of Lancaster the blood of Christ is Vimto I believe

did you threaten to own a horse?

Reductive thinking. I was college age then, now I teach at a college to smart CS students of a similar ilk. The cynicism is significant. The web was (at least in my perception) democratic and enabling, and genAI is seen as the tool of capital and management and of theft. It's widely mocked.

More lefty bias from the Guardian

Ginger cat is sat looking up somewhat approvingly from his vantage point under the sink, lit from behind by the red bike light of amateurishness

Len like to get involved. Here he is helping me plumb the sink

aye, if anyone should be cross it's the rest of his family

For instance, instead of writing π or 3.14, one can now elegantly write E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,1),1))),1)),E(E(E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,1),1))),1)),E(E(1,E(E(1, …

Road race: pope mobile vs golf cart, each driver is allowed one gun, no reloads

Racist paedo lord idled about (3, 5)

has anyone found anything that Yorshire don't get worked up about?

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

Loved the 'Travel' and 'Conscientious' snarks in particular (feeling 1: relief 2: seen)

that was the one that burst the dam this time.

Me, an ungrateful biscuit lover.
Relative: "so you like baked dry crumby butter/flour/sugar discs do you? Have all the driest crummiest b/f/s discs in the world/scotland/massive tin"

Love the site, thanks for making it Paul. Was thinking about starting to make something similar myself, so I'm glad somebody else has and fixing my roof is back to top if the holiday agenda

I've only read Alda's so far (the one who's definitely not controlling and definitely enjoys their mutual ribbing) and the partner is going to have to be some kind of boho thatcher to lose my vote

Even for the Shropshire Star this is embarrassing.

speak loudly and carry a small dick

They are choosing to frame this around total energy use, i.e. including vehicles which are overwhelmingly oil-products based. They should have made this clearer (and named source) IMO

We have lots of cars so we shouldn't invest in decarbonisation. QED, I guess, in some hack's head?

or perhaps to improve our security/economy we need to pivot ASAP from fossil-fueled cars/lorries/vans/planes, improve the grid, insulate properly/reduce demand and increase local electricity generation.

I think you might be onto something there

Fair enough. Don't know why you're swearing at me though I wasn't being rude.

I'm a British dog owner who rides a bike (although certainly not on the pavement) and too I think that dogs should be on a lead on the pavement.

Just seen a Sgt. and a WPC ring a bell and hurriedly put their hats in their hands so I told them to give it ten minutes

I was disturbed at where I was scouring the Keys and Roy panel to check for the 'Partridge reference'

I spectated some bloke's noisy game on their DS once on the train. It was fun then they stopped. Win win.

A friend took her toddler to our local church messy play and they made Easter biscuits that included small Jesus figurines. The prominent JESUS IS NOT EDIBLE sign over the craft table unintentionally kicking off the next Christian schism.