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Posts by Del Monte

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New Movie Coming In The FALL,
With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And
Dumber To Follow........

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A poster with a colorful stack of books on the left and this text on the right:
“Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.”
~ Jeff Zentner

A poster with a colorful stack of books on the left and this text on the right: “Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.” ~ Jeff Zentner

NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK

"Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.”
~ Jeff Zentner

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In a nutshell. 😊

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Emails show Amazon colluding with other firms to raise prices, California authorities allege The previously redacted messages were unveiled as part of an antitrust battle with California attorney general Rob Bonta

Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online

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Heh...

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He should raise a glass with Sir David. What an inspirational pairing!

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Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

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Memo to self: when you wake up in the middle of the night with a great bit of dialogue in your head, don’t trust your errant powers of recall, WRITE IT DOWN 🤯🤬😭

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It kills me how actually decent and incredibly talented people who contribute so much to society and their communities struggle to find work, while the worst people to ever breathe who demonstrate incompetence several times daily, remain gainfully employed. some at the highest levels of government

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The crucial thing to understand about Peter Thiel is that he adores "The Lord of the Rings" and no one in human history has ever so utterly completely missed all the salient points of what a book is about.

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a woman is looking at a man wearing a jacket that says tx burger ALT: a woman is looking at a man wearing a jacket that says tx burger
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I think most people would prefer this. #Science

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Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage.
A woman answers the door.
We have come for the child, says the hooded figure
So soon? she asks
It is time, says the hooded figure.
The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card!
What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure
We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! 
For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness
Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman,
the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them.
Do not cry mother. 
I am a writer now.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

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Trump reminds me of serial killers who love to see themselves portrayed in the media and how they are outsmarting the police.

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Egg fried rice

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Rain at sunset

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the Greens who want jam taken off the menu, Reform who want jam but don't know how to pay for it, or the Liberal Democrats who aren't sure what jam is for."
This is UK politics in a nutshell

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Rear Admiral Cheadle writes in The Times,
"For those who would wish to see our defence capability return to a semblance of credibility, there is a dilemma. Do we support Labour who are promising jam tomorrow, the Conservatives who ate the jam and failed to order any more,

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My first views of Jupiter was of a small white disk with two grey bands. That I should live to see this!

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NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter...

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A young girl in a blue shirt gives a peace sign and smiles at the camera, standing in front of a cosmic, galaxy-themed background. Text highlights her achievements in science despite being diagnosed with autism and bullied.

A young girl in a blue shirt gives a peace sign and smiles at the camera, standing in front of a cosmic, galaxy-themed background. Text highlights her achievements in science despite being diagnosed with autism and bullied.

The Future Is Female 🌌 Diagnosed with autism at 3. Bullied throughout school. IQ of 162 -- Graduated high school at 7. Earned a bachelor's degree. Now pursuing a master's in mathematics. Her name is Adhara Pérez Sánchez, and her dream is to work for NASA and colonize Mars. She's from Mexico City.

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Love the strip BTW

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Gillian Anderson & David Duchovny

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She was beautiful as Dana Scully but now she’s stunning 😍

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Why do I have to buy those films when I already pay a subscription fee? 🤯

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Netflix apparently has every movie, except for the ones I want to watch.

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