every time i'm tapping the "if you are firmly anti-gambling you will always be on the right side of history" sign

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

I'd also recommend Hardcover (@hardcover.app)! It's made by an indie dev and is very big on community

me (noticing I've committed an off-by-one error): it's just an off-by-zero error; we're good.

Photo of a book on a bookshelf in a shop. It’s by the late Pope Francis. Large picture of his head together with the word ‘Hope’.

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

this is a Cutie Pie™

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

“Does mommy disappear forever when she leaves the room?” our tech columnist asks.

Congrats that's huge!!!

i'm in the process of making a flake that provides a bunch of custom components & modules for home-asssitant !

so far i've added a couple components, a couple lovelace modules, and i've sorted out some messy python deps.

the real question remains: will this work when consumed in another flake ???

oh no I really like nixos

Not wanting your voice being used to train a model is a very different sentiment than not being able to imagine a use case.

What do you mean? I can imagine that many users might appreciate their videos being automatically translated into multiple other languages.

Removed? It's still very possible to upload your own transcripts, but I think that fewer people take the time to do it as they've decided that the auto-generated ones are "good enough".

SRE Partner Reluctantly Accepts Role of Running The Polycule’s Infrastructure

fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life

Firefox! uBlock Origin continues to work, and I get to use sideberry tabs!

azure devops would be a beautiful name for a girl

Alpine Linux - Open Collective A security-oriented, lightweight Linux distribution

help #alpinelinux build a war chest to ensure it remains for the foreseeable future: opencollective.com/alpinelinux

as this is a company with unlimited PTO I have decided to take time off during all meetings in perpetuity and thank you for your consideration

STOP DOING website footers websites do not have a beginning and an end years of copyright 2001 yet no real world use found for displaying a year on your website Wanted to arbitrarily protect your content? We had a tool for that. It was called putting your name on it/ Yes please give me copyright copyright copyright of something. Please give me this year of it. Statements dream up by evil wizards. Look at what no one ever has been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the JavaScript and Date() we built for them. This is real code, done by real developers. Ambersand copy semicolon Copyright open squiggle new Date open bracket close bracker dot get full year close bracket close squiggly. MANY QUESTION MARKS Hello I would like copyright 2001 apples please. They have played us for absolute fools.

reposting this banger, good day to you

Super Smash Bros, you've got to start them young otherwise they'll never be viable competitively.

there were so many other issues too, I couldn't dismiss the UI when viewing images, crashing when opening posts with embeds, taking ~15 seconds to react after pressing the back button, etc.

holy shit guys I just manually updated the bluesky android app and the app is good now??? how long ago was the last update I received??

I should have known something was off when I noticed that "SANDBOX" was in the background of every post, or maybe the ~15 second delays when interacting sometimes

1446 commits on my dotfiles git repo

wait wait if you include my original dotfiles which i mostly abandoned once i saw the light of nix it's a lot closer

picture from my nixfiles github page showing it has 902 commits because i have spent wayyyy too much time working on it (read: not enough)

woahh i thought mine was excessive having just breached 900!!!