The average age of the Comic Relief audience has got to be easily 60 years old

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

The Women's Freeski Big Air should be required viewing for all kids. Incredible watching what these women can do and even when they don't land it, the smiles on their faces because they know they went for it and sometimes that's enough.

Loving #CelebrityTraitors but do keep thinking I'm watching a Comic Relief special and Dawn French is going to appear in a Claudia wig

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Can someone please do a study to find out if people who listen to podcasts on 1.5 speed and above would be less stressed if they just listened at normal speed instead?

Modern art at its finest. My son made this castle with his friend. Shared ownership apparently. He spent so long on it he missed his break time apparently... By the time we got it home it had fallen apart completely so I even taped it back together 🤦🏼‍♀️

I love Wimbledon, but seriously "The roof, used since 2009 to shield the court from rain, is only moved in dry conditions to keep the Royal Box in shade." 🙄 via @thetimes.com

I'm no expert but I've worked in restaurants, I've promoted restaurants and pubs and I've worked with restaurateurs. Watching Jeremy Clarkson launch a pub is painful.

Just watched Andrew McCarthy's Brats documentary. Now I want to watch St Elmo's Fire and the like and this is where streaming fails - so many platforms, so hard to find the old films you actually want! Bring back Choices (my teenage equivalent of Blockbuster Video)

Can anyone recommend some fun and happy accounts to follow on bluesky? My feed is far too dominated by the depressing state of the world.

Used to have a mobile butcher come to the house that my mum would get ostrich burgers from

He's right. It was quite staged when he got out of the coffin... #suspicious #TheTraitors

"I know I'm a Faithful." "I know I'm a Faithful." "You know what, I'm not quite sure if I am a Faithful." #TheTraitors

I want to own stuff again! I want my favourite films and shows on DVDs to watch when I want to, rather than searching five streaming services to see if it's still available

How funny, a colleague in my office was just talking today about how they'd come across a current contestant on there

You'd think they'd get that three series in

NEW: Is Britain becoming more generous?

Despite a pandemic and a cost of living crisis, the amount of money given to charities has risen since 2019.

Here’s why I think technology, rather than soaring altruism, is behind it…

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@thetimes.com 🔗 www.thetimes.com/article/0216...

Oh really? I thought they'd held it back. People must be far more respectful of spoilers than I expected

This feels risky for the old school event tv feel of the show

If the prisons are full, why have they not quashed the IPP sentences and released those under this scheme / ended the indefinite sentences? What am I missing?

Wonderful to see this tradition continue and so much money raised. Does it still count next weekend when I'm likely sleeping on my 14 year old nephew's bedroom floor?

I got judged by young people at work for making handwritten notes in a meeting today. "But what do you do with your notebook when you finish it?" Umm, add it to the pile?

Incredibly impressed you got this far without losing your shit tbh. I think I've already lost count

I am so much more interested in watching this now I know I can restaurant spot.

It only lasted about a day for me before I wanted to listen again but I'm definitely more selective on which I listen to and have turned off more than one because I found it too frustrating / soul destroying

I usually don't have current affairs podcasts on around the kids but now I'm wondering if me and my husband talk about it more than we realise!

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now
1. Wash Up
2. Waitress
3. Chocolate fountain assistant
4. Gym receptionist
5. Researcher
6. Consumer show manager

This morning my three year old announced "yesterday at preschool Alastair Campbell was a horse!" I thought, I know he's doing school tours but... Turns out he meant Alex the camel @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social