Hello? Spoilers much?

Kind of looks like the Marker or Felt Marker font (can't remember the exact name).

Wait, you have inserts? I don't think I've seen an insert yet.

Maybe just a bot that doesn't have any base cards. It's all inserts and box sets from all brands. Toys R Us and Kraft Mac n Cheese and Ames and Traded and glossy All-Stars and Drakes Hitters and Pitchers vs. Sluggers and TCMA and SSPC and and and...

Fleer might actually be even better, with all the 1980s box sets and inserts and Famous Feats and oooh TEAM STICKERS.

If I had an extra laptop, maybe.

No no no no, and no 1988 or 1990 factory set variant silliness either.

But "The Rookies" and "Baseball's Best" and "Grand Slammers" and 1989 Traded and 1987 Opening Day? Yesssssss.

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Ooooh another Reds card.

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HOW DID YOU GET A REDS CARD AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING?

Oh sure, he gets a Reds card in his very first pack. But me? I gotta keep ripping and ripping and ripping.

I don't have the skills, time, or hardware.

Are you working on an "every-donruss-card" bot too? I NEED DIAMOND KINGS AND RATED ROOKIES.

Correction...Dunn has more seasons with 26+ HRs and 16+ steals.

I wanna trade everything that's not a Red. Except the HOFers. I'm keeping those too.

@every-topps-card.bsky.social what does my binder look like?

ADAM DUNN!!!

Did you know Dunn has more season with 25+ HRs and 16+ steals than Elly De La Cruz?

This is so harsh, man. No Reds in this pack either.

Oh, so now, but only am I Reds-less, but I'm also without a player I've ever heard of? (A little bit of an exaggeration, for emphasis.) I think the system's rigged. I don't think there's a single pack with Reds card in it.

I know!!! I don't even like Neagle, but if he's wearing a Reds uniform I could at least tolerate him! I mean, at least he's not Brandon Phillips.

I'm being toyed with. Denny Neagle...a brief Reds stint but not a Reds card. Will I ever get a pack with a Reds card? Seems unlikely!

Almost only counts in seahorses and handguns... or something like that.

Getting closer. Robby is wearing a Reds uniform, but identified as an Oriole. All I want is one legit Reds card in a pack. Is that really too much to ask?

See what I mean? I got Al Kaline, who was one of Chris Sabo's favorite players, but no actual Reds in this pack.

I see others getting their favorite teams in a @every-topps-card.bsky.social pack and it makes me a little jealous.

I miss quality manager cards like this.

I miss quality sets like this.

Where's my DeLorean?

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No Reds.

It would be awesome to get some Reds cards in a pack.

There have to come to the point that they say, "You know what, you don't have to watch 3643 hours worth of movies to understand this one. Just watch it and have fun." I haven't enjoyed a Marvel movie (outside of Spider-Man) for many years. I'll still go see Doomsday, but I don't expect much.

Prince has been gone for 10 years. #CardSky