grogu at the Oscars: aw you're so sweet :)

grogu at WrestleMania: hello human resources????

heads up you posted the odds for Montreal/Tampa instead on this

dan olson frankly running laps around most video essayists in terms of narrative structure. that's my goat right there.

Shang Chi fights Gambit has Zendaya is Meechee mouth feel

hidden Easter egg, it abbreviated to CAW because pumagreg is a bird

HEARTBREAKING: that attractive person on a dating app just changed the subject to "how's your day going" after one message

sorry to all the doomers out there but i just saw a guy doing a photoshoot of a dog wearing sunglasses riding shotgun in a porsche. the universe is inherently full of hope and bends towards good etc etc

overheard phone conversation on the streets of Toronto:
"bro just think about the Bryan Adam's song. would they run to you?"

spoken with the utmost sincerity. these words are important to him.

he's just being patriotic and protecting the Canadian economy because he knows I wouldn't get any work done if he was out there shirtless all the time

it's actually Jah (1975) and Roy Scheider has white guy dreads

the great wolf lodge is a gesamtkunstwerk and I'm tired of pretending it's not

if you were in the ensemble of m night shyamalan's 2021 magnum opus Old... just know that i will cheer every time you pop up in another film. shoutouts Jarin getting that bag in Project Hail Mary. that's my male nurse GOAT.

finally an ai-first surface for collaborative mood-boarding, my collaborative mood-boards have been so nongenerative

chefBI

you guys don't know the psychic toll it inflicts to know that the guy who shows up occasionally at the bar where you do karaoke is toronto spiderman

space Bill Clinton would play the saxoETphonehome

Jeremy Fragrance declared winner of April Fools 2026 for rebrand to "Jeremy Bagels" in an epic team up with Dempsters. Watch now.

hungry dudes will listen to frank sinatra because they want a hot dog

hungry dudes will miss the twist at the end of the usual suspects cause they're thinking about a Kaiser sandwich

hungry dudes will be like "i come with instructions stating i should be smashed with a ham sandwich"

it's actually so rad that IUDs look like grappling hooks. massive win for feminism.

i checked out the wordle for the first time in forever to see if they did anything funky and is my muscle memory correct that they swapped the keyboard position for enter and backspace? rare good april fools bit if so

former dominos mascot the noid and he's all noided up

you guys feel free to put me in your starter packs btw. I know you probably assume I'm already there because I'm so good at posting but we really gotta work together to make Chris Kattan an iconic profile picture that everyone associates with quality riffs

this seems bad for the Ottawa playoff push

lot of people on dating apps these days just doing letters for names. if i wanted to swipe letters, i'd rob the mailman

did you sneeze when you fell from heaven

back in tarzan times they charged for telegrams by the word, so people would send messages addressed to Wehadamonkey Itsaboy to save money