i do the opposite. hold a door for me? you don't know where i'm going. i look you straight in the eyes as i walk right past the door

Wireless Access Point night is my fav

we all know I have no life, so:

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich

ME: sure

WIFE: which half

ME: no the sand half

legolas hitting on a chick: so you have my number.

gimli, out of nowhere: AND MY AXE

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

We all have days like this

Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

Were

Were those the only two options

looks like there was 1 matching outfit available, so they had to split - "you want pants, or shirt?"

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

sign reads “JESUS 6:00 PARKING LOT”

about time someone called that motherfucker out

Our continued presence on other platforms like Facebook and TikTok is not an endorsement. We stay because the people there deserve access to info, too. We stay because the fewer steps between you and the resources you need to protect yourself, the better. (4/5)

my 1st thought was "is that mister bean"

wish i had a woman with a class-ii rating to drive a power loader : (

“You’re not supposed to use your phone while driving.”

“Got it. Let’s install large tablet touchscreens in almost every single new car.”

Review: The new LACMA is divisive. It’s also ambitious, disorienting — and radically alive Los Angeles County Museum of Art's new David Geffen Galleries represents the riskiest leap taken by any L.A. institution this century.

No L.A. institution has taken as risky a leap in this century as the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. With the opening of the $724-million David Geffen Galleries, LACMA has effectively erased and reinvented itself. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Panel 1 A delivery bot on a suburban path says “You don’t always end up where you expect” Panel 2 “It’s silly but I saw myself beside an astronaut rolling across a strange new world” it says as it continues down the path. An alert reads “50m to destination” Panel 3 A had has opened the lid of the bot and taken out a paper bag. “I like to feel useful. Nobody likes a cold hamburger” Panel 4 It continues “So I give every mission my all” The alert says “mission complete” Panel 5 The sun is setting. The bot looks tired. The alert says it’s power is 3% Panel 6 Night. Stars twinkle. The bot is parked in a lot with three others, it has its eyes closed and says “in my dock I dream of space”

My latest for @newscientist.com

it only took reading a handful of tweets, many years ago, to recognize altman's a bad guy. "lying" "sociopath" used repeatedly in a referenced profile

Annoying dork Elon Musk made it deeply uncool to get a thrill from space travel.

Thank you, NASA, for fixing that with Artemis II.

I thought I was sick of the thought of space travel.

Turned out I was really sick of billionnaire vanity projects.

What NASA's doing is incredible and has got me excited about space exploration again.

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

america’s tripartite separation of powers with its system of checks and balances is the envy of democracies the world over

humiliating, evil, insane, and stupid. you can only pick four

so u live in LA

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

nfts. duh! turn the oil into nfts and thrn it doesn't matter if the ships blow up, you still have the nft

thinking about picking up a bored ape, a guy will sell me one for only $200,000. I think NFTs are really going to take off in 2027