Mauve stands in front of a black background with mushrooms printed over it wearing black lipstick and a pair of black panties with white trim. She raises her arms over her head and faces the viewer's right. She smiles and bites her bottom lip. Her glasses are visible at the top of the frame.

Hey there ;)

Against a cream background, a black Anthropomorphic rabbit slightly hunched holds its hands over the top of its head. There's a circular black hole where confetti spirals, stars, and multicolor dots burst out. Colorful overlay text imposed on the entire piece reads: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

A sleepy bunny with text: I don't want to adult today. I don't want to even human today Today, I want to bunny.

Big mood.

#wam #messy #pinkiepie #slime #gunge
Sometimes, you just gotta enjoy a lot of messiness! And pinkie pie loves a good pie in the face! The mess was a bit too much since it got to our waist...but still, super fun!

Website League official referendum: do pooltoys (and inflatables more generally) satisfy the necessary criteria of animacy in order to legally cast a vote in an election? 68% yes, give all pooltoys rights now 32% no, but it would be funny to let them vote anyways so let's do that

important developments in Website League politics as we have officially confirmed: pooltoys can vote

Once again, I am a severely under-employed freelance illustrator/designer. If you're enjoying the nonsense seen in this space a bit of support is always welcome.

Stuff I can sell you: octophant.us/buy

Just give me money: ko-fi.com/phineasx

Open to commissions and paying work etc as well!

Coyote vs. ACME | Trailer Tomorrow YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

we are SO back

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

I don't think I ever posted these Rubber Raven photos. 🐦

Evil Gamer (Irate Gamer)

Mechakara (Linkara)

Devil Boner (Nostalgia Critic)

JonTron after he declared himself white (JonTron)

powerscaling evil versions of internet reviewers

i wish i could fuck and cum inside of a rotisserie chicken and then eat it

Tin in an inflatable catsuit. Deflated, inflated, and showing off their butt. #inflatablesuit #inflatable #inflation #suitinflation

•Inflatable! in pink.

A plate of bacon, egg & cheese sandwiches with cinnamon rolls for the bread

Bacon, Egg & Cheese Cinnamon Roll sandwiches

Estimated 700 calories per sandwich

(I suggest you construct these after taking a fat rip from the pen)

I’ve got nice tits. That’s it. That’s the tweet

running in place faster and faster, feet forming a blurred circle, and then suddenly zooming off like a cartoon character

King’s heat - page 06

He is quite famous around his minions

Full comic already on Patreon

www.patreon.com/Uniparasite

NSFW Behold. A 4-panel comic in honor of foreskin and weed. A handsome rat lays on his back sporting a fine uncut dick and a handful of weed. “Dude, check it out.” Next, he carefully sprinkles the fine flower and a small paper into his foreskin. With that, he strokes his baggy member for a few seconds. Finally, his effort shows a perfectly rolled joint plucked from under his foreskin. I drew this 2 months ago so that I could post this today. Foreskin is cool, weed is alright, but I’m addicted to rats.

Happy Fore Twenty!

AU where Carlos is working for the BSAA post re3r. Carlos is sucking Jill’s strap-on with an intense look of concentration on his face holding her tight, while Jill looks panicked at hearing Chris and Rebecca talking near the janitor closet in which they’re currently hiding. Chris: Hey Becca, seen Jill around ? The boss wants to see her. Rebecca: She probably ran away to eat lunch with Carlos… Wanna grab a bite while we’re at it ? There is a new place close by.

They’re for sure having lunch, but not the type of lunch you‘re thinking of, Rebecca. 😩

#バイオハザード #residentevil #re3 #jillvalentine #carlosoliveira #valeveira #nsfwart

Toph Beifong

It annoys me that AI slop, specifically, has ruined the niche of the quick photoshop joke.
Just an utter flood of garbage unleashed by removing the barrier of "spend a couple hours learning how a piece of software works".

Wild West
(repost)

Did my first normie small-ish show this weekend! It was two days and kinda slow for me (lots of lookie loos and “omg your art is so cute”). I still made a little profit! I made friends with other artists and the staff was so attentive and welcoming. I will keep going there (I am in June & July 😊)

Kanaya Maryam Snapchat Blowjob

Kanaya Was Duped!!

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