The Cincinnati Reds have a better record than every single team in the American League

He had a 7 ERA in college *as a reliever* and the Mariners were like, hell yeah he's the guy.

And they were right!

"Particularly Christianity" you don't say.

Oh hey it's the Seattle Mariners!

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich please

All Vitello has done since he started was praise Tiger Woods and Kanye, and win exactly 33% of his games with a team dead last in hitting

Getting real 2005 Armando Benitez vibes here

Maybe *next* year will be the year they finally play to their potential in April. Always seems like they need 6 weeks to warm up.

Seemed like clear sarcasm to me

What makes you think the bats are going quiet again, it's been 3 innings

Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow but I must say....you steam a good ham

I'm surprised there was ANYTHING that crossed the line for them

/gritting my teeth so hard they collapse into dust

Go Tom Steyer I guess?

Even Trump himself was like "yeah whatever, check out these ballroom designs".

And that was like a WEEK after Kirk was killed.

.....And??

People try to argue that the Rockies are a more successful franchise than the Mariners because they went on a fluke World Series run and got rinsed

Ok has it ever annoyed you too that cop cars are always running even when they aren't using them? Just wasting so much gas and polluting.

Is he here?

Top _ trade in M's history?

I saw it too! From San Leandro

Uh, no probably not. They're one of the best teams in the AL

49ers fans catching strays in the comments

Definitely a big fan of Ossoff

Yes there will. Stop dooming.

Quietest 5 win season of all time

That's MY centerfielder

36 free throws!

How....how is that even possible

The duality of fan