Hey @lastweektonight.com how wonderful would it be if J.D. Vance had been given a Code Red like Santiago was in A Few Good Men.

I am going to give you a pass because you're not a native to the region 😊

I never thought I'd find myself correcting @kenjennings.bsky.social, but please pronounce Appalachian correctly. It's "Appa-Latch-An". Signed, daily watcher, fan, and native Appalachian. 😊

@jimmykimmel.com I just want to say that I hate that the mean tweets segment you used to run got ruined by that ketamine addicted nepo baby.

@kenjennings.bsky.social Thought you'd enjoy this

I have always been able to sense which people were kind-hearted and empathetic. Ken's post is proof of that. I knew I liked him for a reason.

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

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Grown ass adults believing in mythological deities smh

I smoked some weed last night and took one of those online IQ tests and did surprisingly well.

My response time was slightly slowed, but my pattern recognition actually improved. It made me curious as to what marijuana's effect on ADHD is.

Now I'm going to Google it.

The Pee-Wee documentary was great. Sad, but great.

Too bad it's not Fords Theatre.

My favorite part of Abrahamic mythology is where their god tells them which fabrics to wear but is too pressed to tell them where the sun goes at night or what viruses and bacteria are or any other thing that would actually improve their quality of life.

I consider myself liberal and progressive, but I was raised in and around Shiite conservatives in Alabama, so I am quick to get verbally nasty with people, so if I ever see her in public, expect to see videos of me calling her everything but a saint.

Yearly reminder that it's Revenge of the Sixth, not Fifth.

Sixth=Sith

My pedal board is nearing completion. So far I've got my volume pedal, tuner, and metronome, coupled with my Electro-Harmonix Big Muff π, MXR Joshua Ambient Echo and Clone Looper, and Boss CE2W. In case it's not clear, I play 80s new wave and shoegaze a ton.

Bought the MXR Joshua Ambient Echo a while back and it really helps to nail The Edge's delay

Gunther and Jey was pretty underwhelming.

It's so strange that businesses will close for a day due to a fictional character.

Aim for the beard

The bible of Abrahamic mythology's reference to false prophets and heretics is the exact same thing as Scientology's "suppressive person".

It's a safeguard they use to discredit anyone who speaks against their cult.

My big question is who will play The Beyonder in next year's Secret Wars.

Man, if you thought the Trump administration 1.0 was inept, this 2nd version is definitely telling the 1st to hold it's beer.

Vincent D'Onofrio is just using his Edgar the Bug voice from Men in Black as Kingpin's voice.

Year Zero was a themed prophecy album. We thought it was about the Bush presidency, but in all honesty, it was about the current one. Change Capital G to Capital T.

If they allow Ukraine to join NATO and dipshit Donnie sends troops to fight against NATO, I will be actively rooting for NATO.

Violence is an acceptable answer in dire situations. We just have to determine what we consider dire.

I know I'm hoping they can pump out some more of the classic rogues and the film versions of characters

Until the 2nd half of 2026 when Mattel gets the license

If you were to appropriately tax the billionaires in the United States, you'd completely eliminate the deficit, create a surplus, and those billionaires would still have more money than they'd know what to do with.

Look at this. MAGA Trumper.