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A screenshot from a Wikipedia page depicting John Travolta and an Icon of the archangel Michael. The caption reads "John Travolta & Icon of Michael"

Rahul, Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg came out 23 years ago.

Who is Growver Cleveland?

"I bought all the most expensive stuff."

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

It's very easy to say "Trans rights are human rights" so in addition to that I will also be playing Fallout: New Vegas on hardcore mode

THIS SUMMER
[Silhouette of Mario putting his cap on]
THE ANSWER TO THE ULTIMATE QUESTION
[Fox McCloud loads his laser gun]
WILL BE ANSWERED
[Link unsheathes the Master Sword]
SMASH
[Peach blows a kiss at the camera]
OR
[Bowser breathes fire at the camera]
PASS
[Kirby inhales the camera]

mr. trump, sir. make the deal of a lifetime by taking 200 UK formulation sudafed this afternoon

Culture / 10

Actually fuck this

Decided to knuckle down and write a book!

What is some variety of walking clock?

Starring...?

Another five-bagger incoming

Ive got the oscer fever, hope you got it to!

Foolish: The Muppet Christmas Carol is a christmas movie

Idiot: Die Hard is a christmas movie

Me, enlightened: The World Is Not Enough is a christmas movie

What is Scrappy Toledo?

God I wish I could peak this high

Just cried listening to the Sonic 2 soundtrack. What are YOU doing with your saturday night

Inside you there are two Big Bosses

Picture of the three Protomen albums I just received in the post!!!

CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM CALLING OUT

It's anti-royalist christmas

Nah. Big "old man yells at clouds" energy

The Part Where You Fall Down And Bleed To Death

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.