rip to my oomf that gets aki 😭

finishing writing them tonight because i was struck with the Fever beyond comprehension

yippieee

it is very reciprocated

am discovering things i forgot about

i think i may have dyslexia

Rammstein - Sonne (Official Video) YouTube video by Rammstein Official

i think this song fits your ship

youtu.be/StZcUAPRRac?...

Jiraiya from Naruto holding two light blue popsicles, offering one of them to the screen.

Jiraiya is.. an experience. An experience that's hard to describe to your family without feeling the hairs on the back of your neck rise. God forbid your long-term partner is a middle aged man whose main occupation is writing smutty romance books. You walked into it with open arms and less hesitation than you should have. Yet you're not at all the lucky one in your relationship. Because Jiraiya is sure that a blessing casted high in the sky by an old god completely missed their target and hit him instead. The Pervy Sage has never felt this.. taken before. Taken. It feels weird for him to even think of that word - yet being taken by you doesn't feel restrictive at all.

The two of you met where you'd usually find the white haired Sannin. In a natural onsen. He had been doing "research" for an upcoming novel when you had slammed the notebook from his hands and told him to join you in a game of shogi. Two hours and drinks provided by the giant of a man later and a new book was started. Unwritten of course, Jiraiya doesn't need to write down the tale of Alysa and Jiraiya. Living in it is more than enough. It's strange for him. To have his heart ache and long for something that's good. Healthy. Jiraiya has traveled all throughout these nations yet his favorite journey is the one from your king sized bed to your bathroom, where he draws you a bath and wonders how an idiot like him could get so lucky.

was laughing the whole time because JIRAIYA?

Watermelon Song Dinner in America with Lyrics YouTube video by Martin Novák

and ofc the assigned song, m'lady

youtu.be/v-AxZ89Sunk?...

Killer Bee wielding seven blades at once. Absolute menace to society.

Being in a relationship with a Jinchūriki is never easy. Being with a rapper isn't easy either. But you make it work. It isn't necessarily hard to make it work either.. Bee is a surprisingly understanding partner. It wasn't a shock when you two became official. Bee had been trying to attain your heart for months. He hadn't even tried to keep it a secret. "My Dia," he'd say in a dramatic display of affection. "My little muse!" His muse. You have been that from the very start. His muse and thankfully a leash at times.

Killer Bee hadn't put much thought into children before. The bachelor hadn't put much thought onto anything other than protecting his people and writing future hit songs. That changed as quickly when he decided that you're it for him. He may not be the father to your child but he is the father that stepped up. Your household is well known to the villagers but not because he's the Eight Tails. It's because of the constant singing and music that comes from your home. Bee and you match each other's freak perfectly (a sorrow for the neighbors). You want to sing? He'll find a beat. You want to rap? He'll beatbox while sobbing from pride. Your family may be odd for some - Bee wouldn't have it any other way. He fell in love precisely because you're a rarity.

he can swing you over his shoulder and write another hit song at the same damn time

damn right i will

I Don't Care If You're Contagious YouTube video by Pierce The Veil - Topic

and ofc.. the assigned song

youtu.be/mH6pSsl1nz8?...

Pic of Deidara from the Akatsuki, colored manga. He's sticking his tongues out (from his mouth and the palms of his hands)

It may be strange for some to imagine the terrorist bomber being anything other than impulsive and rash. But you know better, don't you? Because you've seen the hesitancy in light blue eyes before they soften. Felt those calloused fingertips trace your collarbone as sleep beckons you to fall deeper into the warmth pressed firmly against your back. Deidara has always been loud and single-minded when it comes to his beliefs. Especially when it comes to art. Art is meant to exist on borrowed time and go out in a great finale. He hopes that his favorite piece doesn't secretly tick in wait to be destroyed though. You're far too pretty to have fire and high pressure ruin your hair.

Deidara first saw you during a shopping spree for resources in a small village. The owner of a small ramen stand had insisted that you'd take those extra dumplings free of charge. Dew coating your hair had sparkled underneath the orange light from the lamp posts overhead. Blue eyes hadn't been able to look away. But can you blame him, Arkady? Deidara knows what a masterpiece is. It's you. The irony of it all. Never tell Sasori that art can be a person, something so awfully permanent yet so fragile. He'll lose that argument. He hates losing. Your relationship is kept beneath the veil of hushed vows and the cover of darkness. Deidara won't let the Akatsuki ruin this, not his love and their perfect side-eye when he says something dumb. He'll always come back. No shinobi can strip him of the right to come home. Don't worry, he'll come back. He always does. Until the day the last pieces of him are merely words in the newspaper.

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seen the tags (im in the tags)

sorry i just assumed based on what i've seen u read.

i was watching the CSM movie and napped but im cooking again (writing oomf ships)

ALL THAT? fuck it I'll write smut w any tags you want

💔 youre breaking mah hart

Heavenly - Cigarettes After Sex YouTube video by Cigarettes After Sex

aand your assigned song
（๑ ᷇ 𖥦 ᷆๑)♡
youtu.be/s1QCL9AGbO0?...

Hashirama Senju sitting on.. god knows what. Wearing the Hokage fit and holding the Hokage hat. It's 4am so I suck at this. Behead me for my crimes. Just imagine a long haired brunette with baby cow eyes.

There were many motivations for Hashirama to build Konoha. A place of refuge for many, a place he hopes can be peaceful. Where children can afford to laugh and parents won't have to worry about digging six feed down into the dirt. A place where love and affection can grow. Hashirama had thought that he knew the reasons of why he became the First Hokage. But then he met Rori. And all of his reasons fell into place - into one person. He had thanked himself each morning that first week. Thanked himself. Because fae moved in and has been the reason for his thundering heart ever since. Rori's warm smile is unlike any other for the long haired Senju.

His brother, Tobirama, had been the real reason why they got together. Don't let Hashirama tell you otherwise. The man had gifted fae flowers for a damn month and said nothing of worth through his stutters. Tobirama had finally just told Rori that his older brother was a simp for them. Thank the old gods that Rori felt the same. Otherwise the First Hokage would have been bedridden for an undisclosed amount of time. Though.. Tobirama regrets it at times. Because Hashirama won't stop talking about Rori, won't stop flaunting his love to all that will see. His affection is as great as his kindness. Deep, a constant. Soft kisses each morning that match the ones given at night. He is all in all a great partner (if you ignore the gambling), and will one day be a good husband when he figures out how to plant an entire field of their favorite flowers for the proposal.

this is so real to me. he's like the best man to have. and his evil ex (Madara) won't be able to get in the way. YAY

also it's 4am so i hope i englished the pronouns right

yes, i wrote it last night

i think Itachi is similar to you in the ways you don't let yourself think. his emotional intelligence is incredibly high and his caring nature matches your own

your lover is Itachi.. yeah ure like the cuckiest of cucks

you're the perfect cat

oh u wish i was bald. that reminds me of this tiktok

no i meant each one u send me

is that a.. real emoji

Twilight YouTube video by bôa - Topic

bsky makes everything ugly
youtu.be/wPAjvd0Co-Q?...

Itachi Uchiha looking up, the background grass. He's wearing the usual fit, forehead protector and Akatsuki cloak.

Itachi is a.. horribly beautiful man to be with. With the depths to his character and the lengths he goes to for those he cares for being something only you're privy to. No one knows, of course, that the monster of Akatsuki has a heart. That those same hands once coated in his parents blood shake as they undress for you. This emotionally intelligent man finds himself at a loss for words in the quiet mornings when he wakes up next to you. For others.. it is an awfully small thing to risk so much for. After all, if this comes out - if you become known to other people - so much is at stake. But forgive him, please, because he fell in love with the woman who threw a cabbage at Kisame for side-eyeing a street cat.

Itachi met you Kumogakure and was taken from day one. From your humor and braided hair, to your views on the world and aspiring lawyer career. Not only is his love intelligent, she also uses it to help others. It took months for a relationship to grow and blossom. Itachi knew that he was dying, just like he knew what he was dying for. For Konoha, for the village. For his brother. So on that cloudy morning when he showed up at your door, he wasn't sure how he was there himself. Just that for once in his pathetic life - he could do something for himself. He makes sure to love you in all ways he can. Makes sure that this love of his feels like a lifetime.

i'm assigning you a song too. "her" is def Konoha
youtu.be/wPAjvd0Co-Q?...

okay WOW. i do something for you and you don't even acknowledge it?