cannot wait to get home and binge watch The Weekenders all night long

like they always say, what's good for the geese is always good for the gander!!

10/10 and yes I stuck the egg roll from the combo in the middle

Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack you will always be famous

fat men’s stories matter. they just do.

gave myself goosebumps thinking about ordering a takeout Mongolian beef/fried rice combo and rolling it up in a big ass tortilla to enjoy as a burrito

sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I were even just a little bit pleasant to be around

fat boy in only a jockstrap playing Nintendo switch 2

Pokémon Champions is fun I guess

well I’m not voting for her again so she’d better fucking reconsider

I’m never beating the unlikeable one allegations I fear

literally!!!

this immediately made me slip my copy of her complete stories in my backpack to pick up and read throughout the day

fat man little undies

good morning. sunday morning.

congratulations we did it

it’s officially Gin Blossoms Follow You Down weather

hard turd only

sometimes you just gotta shuffle your fiercest diva girl playlist, snatch your bald back into a ponytail and get to WORK

sailor uranus smokin a ciggie

made it through another day

and I'm still here

I have never been this dehydrated in my entire life

not Terry!!!!!!!

City Museum erasure

pussy good pussy sweet pussy good enough to eat

anti-meatloaf bitches are NOT to be trusted

the easiest way to find out if somebody grew up in a good cooking household or a bad cooking household is to ask them how they feel about meatloaf

ha ha ha ha!! jack my swag!!

People Think I’m 30. My 3 Secret Soups

today has been lowkey kind of awful, but at least I got to eat a bowl of delicious soup for lunch

sub macadamia nuts for hazelnuts, obvi