I fear this is my favourite thing I've written

So happy for you 🥲

If the people in Scream listened to Dua Lipa's new rules they'd have survived

Is it called wall-e because they broke the 4th wall?

What's the appropriate length of time to wait before putting Project Hail Mary in my Letterboxd top 4?

To find a doctor

Think fast, a word that rhymes with think

Is it called wall-e because they broke the 4th wall?

Well, it definitely rhymes 😭

I thought laundering's about a bunch of hobbits

Think fast, a word that rhymes with think

144? But I thought it was 12 I square.

Apparently Britain was meant to send astronauts to the moon at the same time but when America said Artemis Ready, we replied Arteamis not.

Can a can can can? Yes a can can can can.

London bound

Can a can can can? Yes a can can can can.

It's nearly Monday 😱 but fear not cause I'm dressed as a TV without a signal

It's nearly Monday 😱 but fear not cause I'm dressed as a TV without a signal

This picture is inspired by Alice in wonderland...you can see my March hair.

This picture is inspired by Alice in wonderland...you can see my March hair.

Millionaire Waltz might just be the best Queen song

Millionaire Waltz might just be the best Queen song

Morninn

Morninn

In other news, I'm a unit!

"Your thoughts are the architects of your destiny" whatever that means

I think they are different things 💀

"Your thoughts are the architects of your destiny" whatever that means

Thursday? Then drink water 🙃

Thursday? Then drink water 🙃