I would kill for audio of this exchange.

I take it as a sign that she is entering her Fuck It era and she will proceed doing whatever she likes. I'm looking forward to it.

In spring of 2001 my husband was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Those two cats cared for Billy ever day, they never left his side. Billy left at the end of April 2022. The cats greet me every morning and we meditate. I am blessed.

A few months later, I had been scoping for a Manx cat or kitten to soothe my husband's grief over the loss of his companion. I found a beauty, only four weeks old, at Animal Humane.

During the Pandemic, we lost both our cats. It was a dark time. I couldn't stand it and when the city advertised $4 adoption fees for Leap Year I announced I was not coming home without a cat. That is how we got Harry.

it's the kids' money. It's none of your business how they spend it. Let's just hope they are using some of it for therapy.

Pretty much

Last year, my bestie 72F needed hernia surgery. We go to important medical appts together because we have each other. At a prep surgery appt, the surgeon suggested she go through 4 weeks of GLP-1 to drop 10 lbs. She looked at me, I shook my head and she said fuck that.

Ask him to get a coffee in a neighborhood far from your own. Take it from there.

Oh, if we only had a bureau that investigated such mysteries!

where are the long shorts for women?

Did he also call your buddy? No? Block his number!

Oh, that's three to four. The man is a functional alcoholic.

SEA-TAC is a fucking marathon.

Fuck that, just kill the MFR. What an idiot.

When will an "Attack with the Orcas" tour be organized?

"Those who do not study history..." something something something.

So fun. Go to Discover tab, search "penis", and report for unannounced adult content. A new hobby!

Now get yourself in for a full physical exam, mammogram, pap smear, and colonoscopy. You owe it to yourself and your family. You will feel so much better knowing you are taking care of your body.

Shaming letters are being loaded first thing in the morning!

Oh, he will. JD gets to live with the shame.

Taco night at Katie's!

This is going to look awesome on his resume!

So, the President of the United States doesn't know that there is no oxygen and low gravity on the moon.

Comforting.

The best part is the R's not having the balls to tell him that the midterms are only 6 months away and maybe he should just shut the fuck up. Counting on chaos is never a good plan.

Maybe next time Kid should see if they deliver!

Our animals have a piece of our hearts. We are so dependent on each other and the partnership deepens over the years. Your grief must be unbearable.

I am so sorry for your loss.

Ooooh! Jessica is offended! Rightly so!

Do you have a Kroger/FredMeyer/King Souper/Smith's in your town? They sell gallons of fresh cider every fall. Ask your grocery store or look for local apple growers, go to your farmers market and ask the growers where you can find it. The hunt is part of the thrill!